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Burglar captured after losing leg
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| 4/10/07
Posted on 04/10/2007 6:51:19 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: LibWhacker
Whew! From the title and the first half of the first sentence, I was expecting to read that one of his natural legs was actually ripped off by the chain somehow. Glad the story wasn't THAT bloodyNo, he learned from the last attempt how not to lose a real leg.
This time, he's learning how to make sure he's strapped the prothesis on properly.
Maybe next time, he'll get it all together.
Practice, practice, practice!
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posted on
04/10/2007 8:45:38 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: NormsRevenge
But he has the right to be tried by a jury of his peers. I wouldn’t want to be on THAT jury!
“Mr Bear; please put your paw across the stump. This won’t take long...”
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posted on
04/10/2007 8:52:41 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: in the Arena
Unless the bear is in the mood for something fast...
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posted on
04/10/2007 8:55:49 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Bobibutu
These guys apparently did not do good research - most if not all ATMs stolen in this manner over the years are found later abandonded with all the money still inside.
One must be prepaired to crack a safe (internal and very secure) after making off with the ATM box itself - usually bolted to the floor. This is WHY they are criminals; they are too stupid to hold a job.
About 30 years ago, thieves broke into a business, and made off with a 600+ pound safe, at Riverside, CA. They drove into a nearby orange grove, and proceeded to try cutting it open, shielded from prying eyes by the trees.
Police found it a couple of days later, with the door WELDED SHUT on three sides. ITMT, the owner said that all he had in it were old tax returns etc; no valuables.
Those geniuses didn't know the difference between gas cutting & welding torches.
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posted on
04/10/2007 8:56:13 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: Chena
Kneedless to say, He got a rise out of the cops.
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posted on
04/10/2007 8:58:46 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: Eastbound
***There has to be a punchline here, but can’t think of one.***
I'm stumped, too.
66
posted on
04/10/2007 9:00:32 PM PDT
by
Semi Civil Servant
(I have a team of writers working on my next tag line.)
To: NormsRevenge
67
posted on
04/10/2007 9:18:25 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: Slings and Arrows; Conspiracy Guy
Something tells me there’s a Blues Song in this story somewhere!
8^)
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posted on
04/11/2007 8:38:02 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Imagination saved us from extinction)
To: F.J. Mitchell; in the Arena
The best gun for protection against bear is a .22 LR pistol. Shoot one of your companions in the leg with the pistol and start running.
[Apologies to whomever I stole that from.]
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posted on
04/11/2007 9:12:59 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: NormsRevenge
I hate when this happens.
To: Chena
Mary Lou got married at a young age. She was nervous about the wedding night, but her mother assured her she could call at any time for advice. Mom had, how shall we say this, a lot of experience with men. There wasn’t a situation she didn’t know how to handle.
So the big night came, and Mary Lou was very nervous. She called her mom several times for advice.
“Mom, we’ve checked into the motel, but I don’t know what to do next.”
“Go into the bathroom, and put on the pretty white nightgown I packed in your luggage.”
A few minutes later, “Mom, I haven’t had the nightgown for five minutes, and he’s trying to take it off me.”
“That’s okay, Honey. He’s supposed to do that. Now you start taking his clothes off.”
As Mary Lou removes his pants, she discovers he has a prosthetic leg. “Mom, I took his pants off, and he only has one foot.”
“Honey, you better let your good old Mom handle this one. I’ll be right over.”
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posted on
04/11/2007 12:04:53 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Be careful what you ask for, and even more careful what you demand. Þ)
To: BykrBayb
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posted on
04/11/2007 12:12:45 PM PDT
by
Chena
To: Slings and Arrows
The best gun for protection against bear is a .22 LR pistol. Shoot one of your companions in the leg with the pistol and start running. LOL...I'll have to remember that...
To: NormsRevenge
At least he wasn’t arrested for soliciting a prosthetist.
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL!
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posted on
04/11/2007 4:50:36 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Islamites now worship Pelosi and Santos over Allah & Mohammad and pray towards San Fransissyco.)
To: stumpy
Your story is even better!
76
posted on
04/11/2007 7:19:58 PM PDT
by
pepperdog
(This world has gone crazy!)
To: F.J. Mitchell
:^) It helps to go camping with people you don’t like.
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posted on
04/11/2007 8:34:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: in the Arena
Like I told F. J. Mitchell, it helps to go camping with people you don’t like.
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posted on
04/11/2007 8:36:05 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: Slings and Arrows
Better yet, always camp with people you despise. ;-)
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posted on
04/12/2007 3:07:29 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(When the law becomes the outlaw, only outlaws benefit from the law.)
To: NormsRevenge
Man With Wooden Leg is Stumped in Robbery Attempt
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posted on
04/12/2007 3:10:50 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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