Mary Lou got married at a young age. She was nervous about the wedding night, but her mother assured her she could call at any time for advice. Mom had, how shall we say this, a lot of experience with men. There wasn’t a situation she didn’t know how to handle.
So the big night came, and Mary Lou was very nervous. She called her mom several times for advice.
“Mom, we’ve checked into the motel, but I don’t know what to do next.”
“Go into the bathroom, and put on the pretty white nightgown I packed in your luggage.”
A few minutes later, “Mom, I haven’t had the nightgown for five minutes, and he’s trying to take it off me.”
“That’s okay, Honey. He’s supposed to do that. Now you start taking his clothes off.”
As Mary Lou removes his pants, she discovers he has a prosthetic leg. “Mom, I took his pants off, and he only has one foot.”
“Honey, you better let your good old Mom handle this one. I’ll be right over.”
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!