Posted on 04/04/2007 5:00:04 PM PDT by fatima
Caine Mutiny...great flick!:
Lt. Barney Greenwald (Jose Ferrer): And now we come to the man who should have stood trial. The Caine’s favorite author. The Shakespeare whose testimony nearly sunk us all. Tell ‘em, Keefer.
Lt. Tom Keefer: No, you go ahead. You’re telling it better.
Lt. Barney Greenwald: You ought to read his testimony. He never even HEARD of Captain Queeg!
Lt. Steve Maryk: Let’s forget it, Barney.
Lt. Barney Greenwald: Queeg was sick, he couldn’t help himself. But you, you’re real healthy. Only you didn’t have one-tenth the guts that he had.
Lt. Tom Keefer: Except I never fooled myself, Mr. Greenwald.
Lt. Barney Greenwald: I wanna drink a toast to you, Mr. Keefer. From the beginning you hated the Navy. And then you thought up this whole idea and you managed to keep your skirts nice and starched and clean, even in the court martial. Steve Maryk will always be remembered as a mutineer. But you, you’ll publish your novel, you’ll make a million bucks, you’ll marry a big movie star, and for the rest of your life you’ll live with your conscience, if you have any. Here’s to the real author of the Caine mutiny. Here’s to you, Mr. Keefer.
[Splashes wine in Keefer’s face]
Lt. Barney Greenwald: If you wanna do anything about it, I’ll be outside. I’m a lot drunker than you are - so it’ll be a fair fight.
Your right about that finnigan2.
Tim Perry as Madea: "I got me a piece of steel right here," pulling out a .44. "Un huh."
From “African Queen”
Hepburn to Bogart: “Dear, What is your name?”
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well, I have others.”
So many movies from which to choose.
I can also think of many good riffs from MST3K episodes.
You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other. See which fills up first. - Grumpy Old Men
Heehee I just love Bruce willis,Thanks Artemis Webb.
John Henderson: I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried.
John Henderson: You’re running a food museum here.
John Henderson: Stop. No more food. It’s like FANTASIA.
from “Mother” — which would have starred Nancy Reagan if Ronnie hadn’t been ill
BLAZING SADDLES
(WC and old buddy “Squawk Mulligan” are tending bar together, telling tall tales to a customer:)
WC: “I’m tending bar one time down in the lower east side in New York. A tough paloma comes in there by the name of Chicago Molly. I cautioned her, ‘None of your peccadilloes in here.’ There was some hot lunch on the bar, comprising of succotash, Philadelphia Cream Cheese, and asparagus with mayonnaise. She dips her mitt down into this melange. I’m yawning at the time, and she hits me right in the mug with it. I jumps over and I knocks her down.”
Squawk: “You knocked her down? I was the one that knocked her down!”
WC: “Oh yes, that’s right. He knocked her down...but I was the one who started kicking her. I starts kicking her in the midriff. Did you ever kick a woman in the midriff that had a pair of corsets on?”
Customer: “No, I just can’t recall any such incident right now.”
WC: “Well, I almost broke my great toe; I never had such a painful experience.”
Customer: “Did she ever come back again?”
Squawk: “I’ll say she came back. She came back a week later and beat the both of us up.”
WC: “Yeh, but she had another woman with her—an elderly woman with gray hair.”
(My Little Chickadee)
Gosh, I remember that scene so well...another masterful job by both Hepburn and Bogart...another wonderful film...
“Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard! Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight?” ,I love that line and can see him saying it now,thanks NavyCanDo.
Josey Wales: When I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin’ someone they ain’t around for long neither.
“Marry me, Scarlett. I can’t go on forever waiting to catch you between husbands.” Gone With The Wind
“Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.” Arthur
“$3.74?! That’s an outrage. I wouldn’t pay it if I were you!” Groucho Marx
“Those are not pillows!!”
Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
heehee no clue to that movie,thanks HereInTheHeartland.
NARRATOR (from educational film about skiing): It's pronounced "she-ing".
TOM SERVO: You're full of skit.
Blucher!
“Bacon tastes good.”
“Well sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know because I won’t eat the M......”
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