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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Free Republic; US: California
KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: sodpoodle
Is this some sort of FReepathon? My calendar says it's about 12 days out.
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:55:28 PM PDT
by
steveegg
(Now playing in Hell - the Hussein family reunion, produced by President Bush, directed by the Iraqis)
To: John Robinson
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:55:57 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: John Robinson
Well, after the mice met their demise, what did you use for flavoring? A-1 sauce? Mustard/beer? Chinese rib sauce???
Inquiring and hungry FReepers are salivating for your recipe.
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:56:13 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: John Robinson
If you'd quit eatin' those mooolases san'wiches in the 'puter room and droppin' it on the hard drives, they'd speed up.
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:57:20 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: John Robinson
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:59:06 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: CholeraJoe
A SporkWeasel bit my sister.
46
posted on
03/20/2007 1:00:24 PM PDT
by
politicalwit
(Family values don't stop at the border...but Federal laws do.)
To: John Robinson
To: John Robinson
u are my rock, my homepage. my hero, u rock and u r slowly changing the world....it is pretty bad when the dino media get their news here....lol
48
posted on
03/20/2007 1:05:40 PM PDT
by
meanie monster
(I am not a racist,,I hate everyone equally)
To: beeber
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posted on
03/20/2007 1:07:40 PM PDT
by
My Favorite Headache
(Liberals : So open-minded....their brains have all fallen out)
To: meanie monster
50
posted on
03/20/2007 1:08:53 PM PDT
by
meanie monster
(I am not a racist,,I hate everyone equally)
To: John Robinson
I like mice.
Want to trade recipes?
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posted on
03/20/2007 1:09:11 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: John Robinson
"You should notice a significant improvement in response time."
THANK YOU John.
52
posted on
03/20/2007 1:12:51 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: John Robinson
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
I guess thanks. But how about editing our own posts, Freepmail management functions, youtube/flashplayer embedding, etc., etc.?
I'll give you a big thanks if you can get some of that going.
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posted on
03/20/2007 1:14:57 PM PDT
by
Registered
(Politics is the art of the possible)
To: John Robinson
So, are we in the human testing phase now?
54
posted on
03/20/2007 1:20:08 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(For Democrats; victory in Iraq is not an option!)
To: TomGuy
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posted on
03/20/2007 1:23:02 PM PDT
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
To: John Robinson
Hamsters perform much better than mice do.
To: Leofl
To: John Robinson
Hamsters seem to have speeded things up considerably.
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posted on
03/20/2007 1:38:32 PM PDT
by
LibKill
(Tea and Cake or Death? Choose wisely!)
To: Registered
There's new stuff in the cooker, it's been very slow going though. :-( All except the youtube/flash are on my list. I'll consider adding those.
To: John Robinson
I was afraid to open this thread. lol!
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posted on
03/20/2007 1:44:28 PM PDT
by
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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