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Posted on 02/28/2007 6:50:44 PM PST by NYTexan
U.S Border Patrol agents have begun putting the clamps on scores of undocumented aliens who attempt to leave this country illegally. The exodus is a recent phenomenon, and one that is causing a good deal of concern.
“They usually don’t migrate from north to south,” said Border Patrol spokesman Terry Dolance. “It goes against their genetic make-up. Something is spooking them and I’m not exactly sure what it is. It could be the recent spate of immigration raids. But I suspect it has something to do with global warming; just like that angry guy who spits a lot says.”
Global warming proponents agree that severe winter weather across the country could play a role in driving aliens out of America.
“Look, these folks are not prepared for the effects of global warming,” said Berkeley professor of climatology Fig DuBois. “The record snowfalls. The extremely cold temperatures. The sleet and ice storms. They come from countries with warm climates. They are simply not equipped to deal with this.”
Regardless of the reason for the exodus, the work can be risky although at least one man revels in the challenge.
“Is it dangerous?” asked Border Patrol officer Martin Solsberg rhetorically. “It can be. But the simple fact is these little buggers are more scared of you than you are of them. Given the opportunity they’d much rather run away and take a nap in the sun some place. However, when that sunshine is taken away and replaced with blizzards and wintry weather, they can be very unpredictable. ”
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if they are leaving, what's the problem?
I'd like to know where MY global warming is too. -50 again last night. And now I learn that illegal aliens are getting MY global warming. That's just not fair! I love global warming though and wish to nurture it. Especially now that I know it can help solve our illegal alien problem.
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They fail to point out that, with fewer illegal immigrants, the border patrol and, indeed, the entire judicial system will be forced to draw down it's numbers due to decreased budgets. They may even be forced to close one or more federal prisons!
LOL!
I'm laughing at the article, not your -50, that is really brrrrr. I'll be rooting for global warming for you.
Taco Bell will eventually get them all - and us.
This is a joke, right? If Global Warming is making everything warmer, why not come North?
LOL! Hi there, jazusamo! Yes, please do send global warming. I'll take all ya got and more. ;) Someone on another thread suggested I invite Al Gore up here for a cup of tea. I told them it was a good idea because I'd really like for Mr. Gore to experience some of OUR inconvenient truths regarding this so-called, "global warming".
Global COOLING To Blame For Illegals Fleeing America
March fool!
Y'all not getting yer share of global warming?
bttt
if they are leaving, what's the problem?
We'all sure ain't! I guess I'll just have to turn the truck on more often and let her run for a long spell. ;)
Hiya, Chena. Hope all's going well up there other than the temps. I know you're not stretching it because in the last day or two another Alaskan FReeper posted a photo of one of those round thermometers that go to 60 below. It was hanging outside on a tree and the needle was on -59, that's nippy. LOL!
The KFC-Taco Bell- McDonalds fast food industrial complex is the gravest danger to human freedom.
Their cruel agenda to change the climate while exploiting innocent chickens, cows, and using anything genetically modified and containing transfats will enslave us as helpless eating drones while enriching evil CEOs.
The illegal aliens , they know what's up, no wonder they flee the climate change caused by the fast food industrial complex.
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