Pinging the usual suspects! (and some unusual ones!)
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
Oh, if only! LOL!
Thanks for the ping.
Check this out. One of my coworkers has Mexican illegals for neighbors. That couple has minor children. One set of their grandparents is also illegally here, maintaining a separate household. At least, they *were*.
Recently, the grandparents paid a visit back to Old Mexico, planning to return here in a couple of weeks. In case ICE questioned them, the scam for their flight back to the U.S. had been to order roundtrip tickets originating from *Mexico* and simply "miss" the return leg to Mexico. Unluckily for them, ICE agents get to search everything in their possession, and did. In the grandfather's wallet, ICE found this state's issued drivers license in his name with valid local address, as well as one of his business cards for his house-painting business here. Gosh, doesn't look like they're mere tourists to the U.S., huh?
Right there and then, Chicago ICE shipped 'em back to Mexico, bye bye.
Oh snap, that darned global warming strikes again!