[kromike]

Prediction: the carpenter will be sentenced to mandatory anger-management classes.

The perv will be lauded on Oprah and backed by Nambla to run for Congress as a Dhimmocrat.

[technomage]

Prediction: the carpenter will be sentenced to mandatory anger-management classes. The perv will be lauded on Oprah and backed by Nambla to run for Congress as a Dhimmocrat.

Unfortunately you are probably correct. At the least this hero will be brought up on charges.

[SargeK]

In the old days he would be a good walk-in candidate for the Bruins.

Ah, now THAT was hockey! ;)

[benjaminjjones]

run for Congress

Only if the perp "marries" Massachusetts Congressman Bawney Fwank for the name recognition first.

Better yet, he could "marry" Gerry Studds and Dean Hara. That way it could be a necrophilic polygamous "marriage".

The way things are going up here, that's gotta be just around the corner. I mean, why not? Everything else is, er, "up for grabs" in MA.

I gotta get outta here...

[Fierce Allegiance]

The perv will be lauded on Oprah and backed by Nambla to run for Congress as a Dhimmocrat.

Or a Giuliani cabinet position.