New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute

[Gopher Broke]

Reach into your pocket and contribute. We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5 million for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,

Bill Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.PS And another thing... Now let me get this straight Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

God Bless America

[ArrogantBustard]

I dropped a memorial to billy-jeff in the commode, this morning.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Geez, i already flushed my daily donation.

[EagleUSA]

I have an old pair of hand cuffs -- put them on the statue ---

[bmwcyle]

It should be called "The Holocaust of Rape".

[Nancee]

"...I'll donate a used cigar."

LOL

The creativity of you fellow Freepers never ceases to amaze and delight me!

Nancee

[Fawn]

New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute

Thanks for the laugh...LOL

[Nancee]

"I know of a falling down outhouse that would be just the perfect monument to slick willie."

So many of these are worth repeating, and yours is definitely one of them!

Nancee

:-)

[Thom Pain]

That depends on what the meaning of "contribute" is...

[Mrs Ivan]

If the monument in question is a headstone, I'll donate.

[Nancee]

...$1.35 is too much already.

AMEN!!!

Nancee

[atomicpossum]

The People's Republic of Red China pledge 15 million tons of rice!

[Nancee]

"downtown beijing"

Great thinking, "JohnLongIsland"!!!

:-)

I grew up on Long Island!!

Nancee

[Lunatic Fringe]

Clinton spied on Princess Diana... Surely if the liberals freak about Bush spying on terrorists, they should REALLY be upset over this news.

[MadIvan]

That all depends. Is it a statue of him with his trousers round his ankles?

The next question is when is there going to be a Calvin Coolidge Memorial?

Regards, Ivan

[Nancee]

"'That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.'" Ha ha! Classic."

It sure is a classic!!

Nancee

[Rivendell]

Wow, I wish I had seen this earlier. I had a donation already to go...then I flushed the toilet.

I should be able to make a donation sometime after lunch...depending how much ruffage I can get my hands on.

Seems only fitting, that after all the $&!t he heaped on us all these years that I do my part to return the favor!

Thanks for a good laugh! :)

[Remole]

Here's the Clinton Memorial (someone with better HTML skills, please allow the image to show):

http://www.scripting.com/gifs/clintonMemorial.gif

[Nancee]

"I don't think the words 'Bill Clinton statue' and 'erect' belong in the same sentence under any circumstances."

:-)

Nancee

[MadIvan]

Regards, Ivan

[Nancee]

"They need donations to dump a bag of manure?"

:-)

Nancee