Bush to make statement (See #678 for update)

whitehouse.gov ^ | Nov. 9.2006 | Drudge

[waimea.man]

Bush to make statement with his cabinet in Rose Garden at 11:35 AM...

[Tokra]

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen. I am announcing the resignation of Dick Cheney as Vice President. I am now appointing him to the post of Secretary of Defense and am appointing Dr. Condaleeza Rice as the new Vice President. Dr. Rice and Secretary Cheney will now state their personal views of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid."

(the rest of the comments have been censored due to extreme profanity)

[Hildy]

For some reason THE GLOBE has been running that story for months. Bush is drinking, Laura wants a divorce, yada yada yada. It's weird...although maybe Bush is drinking...it would explain a few things.

[MaestroLC]

BUSH: "I am resigning so I can have more time to watch "Passions"."

[TomGuy]

Maybe he's naming Vincente Fox as Homeland Security Department Under Secretary for Southern Border Affairs.

[Bahbah]

I'm here. I am almost apprehensive.

[elc]

http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/cabinet.html

[saveliberty]

Presumably to congratulate the Dems on the election and to reach out.

[SoCal Pubbie]

You are correct. Rogers was the first.

[Hegemony Cricket]

re: your tagline - "I'm on FReep so often that when I read an article at another site I scroll down for the comments."

Acually, I usually get ticked off halfway through, and scroll down looking for the "Reply" button...

[ilovew]

I doubt that's what he meant.

[ravingnutter]

Ugh...I saw a show last week where he was in bed with Jane Seymour...I told hubby "THAT IS JUST SOOOOO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!"

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Ouch !

[elc]

Oops, posted the wrong one:

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0101271.html

[zarf]

Maybe he's naming Vincente Fox as Homeland Security Department Under Secretary for Southern Border Affairs.

I think you won this round.

[SE Mom]

K- Just noticed this- been working...I know what you mean...my head is still spinning..

[redgolum]

Ah nuts.

[ilovew]

Or not. Why don't you just wait and see what he ACTUALLY says instead of trying to figure out what he's going to say? Are you really that impatient that you can't wait another 50 minutes?

[Incorrigible]

Ladies and gentlmen, I just signed legislation outlawing the Democrat party. The bombing begins in 5 minutes.

[ilovew]

See #39

[theFIRMbss]

>Everyone's being silly

I have heard that Bush will roll out a guillotine and then NAVY SEALS will bring out every Democrat in Congress for a date with the blade!