Election Season Is Bad Time For Slip Of The Quip (Mark Steyn On Meaning Of Kerry's Quip Alert)

Chicago Sun Times ^ | 11/05/2006 | Mark Steyn

[verity]

"What blows my mind is that nearly half of the country voted for this fool!"

Which supports my premise that half of our population does not have a whole lot of sense.

[goldstategop]

Some Kerry joke pictures for your viewing edification this morning: (WARNING: Laff Riot Alert)

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Solamente]

[ripley]

"the senator needs you to move."

just like a school yard bully and his henchmen. (pretty-much sums up the whole democrat party; hell-bent on domination and confiscation.)

[alwaysconservative]

I agree wholeheartedly! (New tag!)

[hoosier_RW_conspirator]

What I'm longing to see is a post where someone with graphics talent has taken the Kerry-botched-football-reception picture and changed the ball to a Vonnage box. *haha*

[lentulusgracchus]

Okay, I'll bite.......what the hell is "shrimp vindaloo"?

[Leisler]

It's so great that Hillary and Rove got together to get Kerry to say what they wanted him to.

[syriacus]

Remember Kerry's 2004 comment that [Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen

[Harrius Magnus]

Which supports my premise that half of our population does not have a whole lot of sense.

...And this was generously provided to them (the senseless) by your hard-earned dollars via the public education middleman. However, most know how to put a condom on a banana and the importance of hygiene in the event of analingus.

[Timeout]

Shrimp Vindaloo
http://www.recipezaar.com/92346

I just bought 10 lbs of large shrimp right off the boat yesterday.

I think I'll whip up some "vindaloo"...

.....NOT!

[Triggerhippie]

Come on folks. John Kerry is just your average ordinary guy...














If you're from Transylvania.

[Silly]

This one is a keeper. Thanks for the post. Bump for a later read.

[cinives]

John Heinz was a moderate Republican.

[Rummyfan]

A vain thin-skinned condescending blueblood with no sense of his own ridiculousness

A perfect description of Kerry.....

...and "I was making a joke about how stupid Bush is but I'm the only condescending liberal in America too stupid to tell a Bush-is-stupid joke without blowing it" must rank as one of the all-time lame excuses....

Thank You Mark Steyn!

[Rummyfan]

No matter who they nominate the D designation guarantees a signiifcant number of votes from their various constituencies: blacks, old libs still in love with FDR, various victim groups, etc etc.

[kalee]

bttt Steyn, as usual, is a must read.

[353FMG]

A VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS IS A VOTE FOR AL-QAEDA.

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

In this tedious shell game, no matter how frantically the left shuffles the cups, you never find the one shriveled pea of The Military Intervention We're Willing To Support When it Matters.

......

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

And so they signed up with the weirdly incoherent narrative of John Kerry -- a celebrated anti-war activist suddenly "reporting for duty" as a war hero and claiming that, even though the war was a mistake and his comrades were murderers and rapists, his four months in the Mekong rank as the most epic chapter in the annals of the Republic.

..I am John Kerry....who served in Vietnam....reporting for duty