That's because all the dead people are lining to vote for the Democrats.
A few years ago my wife and I visited San Antonio where
I became convinced I fought, and died, as one of the
defenders of the Alamo....I fell just outside the North Wall, run down by a Mexican lancer, while trying to escape the carnage within. I was ill on March 6th, and had been for the previous 4 days. From the hospital located in the second story of the convento, I fired at the advancing Mexican troops until my ammo was exhausted. I, and two other defenders, then leapt from the second floor window and ran along the roof of the long barracks, with the battle raging below us, to the north wall, now free of Mexican troops (they were all inside the compound by now).
After jumping from the north wall, we ran east, towards the Gonzales road, where we were ridden down by lancers. I was the last to die.....
Signed,
John Kerry
Hero
Reporting for Duty......
Good point!!