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Woman Wallops Intruder With Cooking Pot
The Associated Press ^ | Oct 25, 2006

Posted on 10/26/2006 8:48:09 AM PDT by george76

A woman watching television in her nightgown raced from her bedroom and attacked a man with a cooking pot after he stole golf clubs from her porch, police said.

Sabrena Davis said she first grabbed a knife after a neighbor yelled to tell her that a man had taken the clubs, but then decided to instead attack him with a 10-inch cooking pot.

"I started beating him with it. He asked for it," she said.

Davis' attack slowed Timothy A. Simison, 27, until police arrested him outside her home Tuesday morning shortly after she had whacked him in the head and shoulders with the pot.

The Hartford City man, who was being held without bond Wednesday at the Delaware County Jail, faces preliminary charges of attempted burglary and theft.

Police said Simison was on a crack cocaine binge when he tried burglarizing the two-story house where Davis, 36, lives with her brother, Maurice Garrett.

A neighbor who noticed Simison on the enclosed front porch where Garrett keeps tool boxes, tackle boxes and golf clubs cornered Simison on the porch and yelled to Davis, who ran downstairs and attacked with the pot.

Simison tried to escape custody several times, including working his handcuffed hands from behind his back to his front by passing them under his feet, said Muncie police Lt. Al Williams.

When police searched Simison before placing him in a holding cell at city hall, they found a cell phone in one of his socks belonging to one of the officers who had transported him.

"Talk about a klepto. If you sit back and look at this, it's almost comical," Williams said.

Police said they found a stolen lawnmower in a car Simison had parked behind Davis' house.


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To: george76
He is lucky she did not bring the knife

Actually if it was a 10" cast iron skillet, it might have been more immediately deadly than a knife, in most people's hands anyway. You could get your skull crushed in, which is a lot harder to repair, especially quickly, than most cuts or stab wounds.

Now if she'd had a machete, that might be a different matter, they don't yet have much success at reattaching heads.

41 posted on 10/26/2006 4:11:06 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: School of Rational Thought
Wanted crack got pot.

ROTFLMAO!

42 posted on 10/26/2006 4:12:30 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: El Gato; freema; Just A Nobody

LOL

" Now if she'd had a machete..."


43 posted on 10/26/2006 4:19:49 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Prime Choice; bitt; Grampa Dave; D

" Good thing she didn't do this in California..."

yup.


44 posted on 10/26/2006 4:21:34 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: pax_et_bonum
He wanted to go golfing with Limbaugh!

Maybe score a little oxycontin.....

45 posted on 10/26/2006 4:49:03 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: george76; El Gato; freema; Just A Nobody

I had one or two essentials in my hope chest.

The good set of kitchen knives wuzn't for cookin' : )

Many men have the mistaken assumption that cast iron skillets were invented for cookin'

; )


46 posted on 10/26/2006 4:55:27 PM PDT by freema (Marine FRiend, 1stCuz2xRemoved, Mom, Aunt, Sister, Friend, Wife, Daughter, Niece)
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To: humblegunner

I adore you, humble!


47 posted on 10/26/2006 6:05:48 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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