Our 4th Quarter '06 FReepathon is Now COMPLETED!! WOO HOO!! - Thread 4

Click to donate ^ | 10/17/2006 | Mo1

[BigSkyFreeper]

I'm going to take a short break before my head explodes. THIS is one maddening thread. Barf Alert included.

It's a doozie.

[Fiddlstix]

ROTFL!!!

[Mo1]

Too funny !!!!

[onyx]

It is sickening. Hard to believe FReepers hold those opinions.

[BigSkyFreeper]

A few years ago, mom needed to call the local grain elevator for dad to get the daily price quote of wheat, so she grabbed the phonebook and called the grain elevator's 800 number and got the shock of her life. Because of a typo in the phonebook, the grain elevator's phone number was for a XXX dating service. The phone company (who contracts the phonebook publishing service to a third party) issued a correction and apology in the next weekly newspaper.

[onyx]

My kind of shoes!

[BigSkyFreeper]

I don't recognize most of them, so they're probably sleeper trolls.

[bd476]

LOL! Thanks!

[bd476]

You betcha! LOL!

[onyx]

There's one GOOD laugh on it.
Check your FR amil in 1 minute.

[RottiBiz]

   Q4 2006 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts   

Rank	Location	Receipts	Donors/Avg		Freepers/Avg		Monthlies
1	Texas	$5,675.00	69	$82.25		$	$1,005.00	67
2	California	3,669.00	91	40.32			1,314.56	100
3	Florida	1,835.00	47	39.04			691.11	42
4	Virginia	1,827.00	25	73.08			513.00	25
5	New York	1,398.00	31	45.10			458.00	25
6	Illinois	1,263.00	30	42.10			288.50	17
7	Pennsylvania	1,245.00	34	36.62			286.00	22
8	New Jersey	1,081.00	26	41.58			220.00	11
9	Arizona	975.00	19	51.32			170.50	14
10	Missouri	975.00	16	60.94			175.00	12
11	Maryland	930.00	19	48.95			195.00	13
12	Georgia	920.00	23	40.00			220.00	15
13	Ohio	835.00	17	49.12			572.25	15
14	Mississippi	805.00	5	161.00			145.00	7
15	Washington	799.00	18	44.39			305.00	18
16	Massachusetts	730.00	20	36.50			335.00	19
17	Tennessee	665.00	15	44.33			103.00	8
18	Alabama	665.00	12	55.42			295.00	15
19	Oregon	570.00	10	57.00			100.00	10
20	North Carolina	549.00	19	28.89			339.00	21
21	Colorado	510.00	13	39.23			200.00	14
22	Michigan	495.00	13	38.08			130.00	10
23	Montana	470.00	6	78.33			343.33	2
24	Nevada	440.00	10	44.00			70.00	3
25	Kuwait	400.00	1	400.00
26	Connecticut	345.00	8	43.12			20.00	2
27	Kansas	340.00	8	42.50			50.00	5
28	New Hampshire	340.00	5	68.00			10.00	1
29	Indiana	295.00	12	24.58			73.00	9
30	Minnesota	290.00	5	58.00			95.00	8
31	Utah	277.00	9	30.78			107.00	6
32	Wisconsin	276.00	9	30.67			95.00	8
33	Oklahoma	210.00	5	42.00			126.00	7
34	Arkansas	200.00	5	40.00			25.00	2
35	South Carolina	190.00	7	27.14			105.00	8
36	Kentucky	150.00	4	37.50			10.00	2
37	North Dakota	150.00	2	75.00
38	Hawaii	145.00	4	36.25			20.00	3
39	Delaware	145.00	2	72.50
40	Louisiana	145.00	4	36.25			75.00	7
41	Canada	140.00	3	46.67			5.00	1
42	Maine	125.00	4	31.25			10.00	1
43	South Dakota	110.00	3	36.67			40.00	2
44	Idaho	105.00	3	35.00			85.00	4
45	South Korea	100.00	1	100.00
46	Australia	100.00	1	100.00
47	New Mexico	95.00	3	31.67			40.00	2
48	Alaska	75.00	2	37.50			40.00	2
49	Nebraska	70.00	3	23.33			42.50	3
50	Iowa	50.00	1	50.00			75.00	4
51	Finland	50.00	1	50.00
52	United Kingdom	30.00	2	15.00			5.00	1
53	Armed Forces - Europe	30.00	2	15.00			25.00	2
54	Puerto Rico	25.00	1	25.00
55	Congo	25.00	1	25.00
56	Vermont	20.00	1	20.00			56.00	3
57	Wyoming	20.00	1	20.00
58	District of Columbia	20.00	2	10.00
59	West Virginia	10.00	1	10.00			55.00	3
	Norway						10.00	1
	Rhode Island						45.00	2
	China						10.00	1
	Croatia						5.00	1
Never Never Land		1,591.00	61	26.08			253.00	22
60 locations total		$36,015	775	$46.47		$0.00	$10,086.75	628

[hoosiermama]

Don't ever type in White house . com
One of our teachers did in front of her entire class when she was demonstrating the NEW computers.

School installed a blocking device within the week.

[BigSkyFreeper]

LOL!

Don't try to sign up for free e-mail with hot male. com like my uncle did, after I recommended to him over the phone the free e-mail service hot mail . com.

[Mo1]

FOFL!!!!

[BigSkyFreeper]

Luckily my uncle has a warped sense of humor!

[RottiBiz]

Jim may be sleeping but the Scoreboard has added $460 since this morning.

Now, if we just get a big batch of mail-in checks . . .

[onyx]

Look at Texas in first place!

[hoosiermama]

Yeah and my bank address is NOT homef.com

Should have realized something was wrong when it asked me if I wanted it in English or KOREAN. I clicked English of course.....Then I couldn't get out of it....Oh the spam was also in English! Have never been too critical of people when someone has found porn on their computer.

[onyx]

Anxiously awaiting the mail.

[bd476]

That's great Bwteim!

I just added on the blue

"Keep the lights on at Free Republic!"

Thanks for the ping!