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Posted on 10/17/2006 4:27:04 AM PDT by Mo1
LOL! Great Bumper Sticker
Be even HAPPIER!
ELECT Republicans.
DEFEAT Democrats.
Drive By Factoid Bump - # 8734 of some Seriesly Long and Hugh Factoids
Stuff you need to know before going to bed tonight
Turkey Testicle Festival can keep name
FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Organizers of fourth annual Turkey Testicle Festival can keep their name, despite concerns about the propriety of the word and the island's virtue. The Fort Myers Beach Council voted 4-1 Monday to allow the Surf Club bar to use the Turkey Testicle Festival name after a laugh-out-loud discussion, according to the News-Press. Councilman Charles Meador said this year's festival will the fourth annual, and went on to list more than 12 other cities that host annual events with the name 'testicle'...."
See http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061018/ap_on_fe_st/turkey_testicle
Woo-HOO! You got #300. Where's pylon tonight?
I dunno. Either cookin' or eatin' probably. lol
You really should give that it's own thread.
LOL!
Thank you very much, TheConservator!!
Woo hoo!!
Just in:
$100 from Washington
Thank you Washington!!
And I just got off the phone with Amy. She says she picked up about $1,300 in donations at the PO box today and will prepare a list for me to post later tonight!
I hope bwteim's post didn't get you hungry for turtle AGAIN. :)
Hi Onyx,
Is it cold where you are?
Are you all going to be willing to take us Canadians when the next ice age comes?
Drive By Factoid Bump - # 9823 of some Seriesly Long and Hugh Factoids
Reason # 213 on why it is better to donate than eat a fruitcake
Grandmother Sues USPC Over Fruitcakes
WILMINGTON, Del. - Lucille Greene takes baking and mailing about 30 fruitcakes as Christmas gifts seriously. Seriously enough that the 88-year-old grandmother sued the U.S. Postal Service for emotional distress after accusations of being a terrorist from a postal clerk, according to her federal lawsuit. In December 2002, Greene showed up at the Magnolia post office to mail fruitcakes to relatives and friends when, her lawsuit says, a postal worker asked her, "What kind of explosives do you have in here?" before shaking the box. In the lawsuit, Greene said others in the post office laughed at her, leaving her upset and in tears. She said she tripped over a concrete parking barrier outside and fell, breaking her glasses and chipping a tooth.
Woo hoo!!
Just in:
$100 from Washington
Thank you Washington!!
And I just got off the phone with Amy. She says she picked up about $1,300 in donations at the PO box today and will prepare a list for me to post later tonight!
Naw. I'm stuffed. I had fried chicken already.
$1,300 Bump!
Hey fanfan! Nope, in fact it's currently 76 degrees outside at 8:30PM.
Drive By Factoid Bump - # 3711 of some Seriesly Long and Hugh Factoids
Reason # 423 on why it is better not to wear a bra; instead, donate to FR !
Teen Faces Litter Charge for Bra Antenna
TOLEDO, Ohio - A teenager who put her bra on a car antenna before it flew off and led to a highway accident will be charged with littering, a prosecutor said. Emily Davis, 17, of Bowling Green, told investigators she took her bra off while her friend was driving on Interstate 75.
James Campbell, who was driving behind the girls, said he swerved to avoid the bra and his car flipped several times. Campbell, 37, broke a vertebra in his neck during the Sept. 26 accident. His passenger, Jeff Long, 40, broke several ribs.
A State Highway Patrol crash report, obtained by The Blade, said that the girls told investigators that before the accident the men were motioning to them to lift up their shirts. Both men denied making the gestures.
Davis will be charged next week with misdemeanor littering, said Tim Atkins, a juvenile prosecutor in Wood County. Atkins said he'll meet with troopers before filing the charge. The girl's friend, Tabitha Adams, 17, of Bowling Green, said she told Davis not to hang her bra outside because she knew it would fly away, according to the report.
Atkins said no other charges were expected.
This puppy is "Rockin'!!!"
LOL-LOL-LOL
FRUITCAKE RECIPE1 cup water,
1 cup sugar,
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit,
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskeySample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.
Turn off the mixer.
Break two eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit gets stuck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for consisticity.Next, sift 2 cups of salt.
Or something. Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.Who likes fruitcake anyway?
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