No it is not. Intelligent design as we know it takes place through human endeavor and not an FSM. Therefore intelligent design has scientifically viable agents. It also has scientifically accessible results. That already places it on a more certain footing than not only some FSM notion spun out of the imagination, but also a philosophy of history concocted from circumstantial evidence.
You are no completely outside of any conversation relating to the ToE. Human design of organisms ("artificial selection" or simply "breeding") is not the discussion.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is perfectly apt, as it is a theory designed to lay on top of ID, using all of its arguments, only it honestly gives the identity of the "designer" as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. By definition you must logically accept it if you accept ID, otherwise you are a hypocrite.