You are no completely outside of any conversation relating to the ToE. Human design of organisms ("artificial selection" or simply "breeding") is not the discussion.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is perfectly apt, as it is a theory designed to lay on top of ID, using all of its arguments, only it honestly gives the identity of the "designer" as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. By definition you must logically accept it if you accept ID, otherwise you are a hypocrite.
Oh??
Why?