Fossil Remains Show The Merging Of Neandertals, Modern Humans

Washington University ^ | 10-12-2006 | Neil Schoenherr

[Coyoteman]

Sure, they do...Just like all the other alleged missing links did before they were proven to be frauds or debunked. Happens every time because the fossil record refutes evolution, showing species appear suddenly and fully-formed, matching the Creationist model:

Nice try. Which creationist website did this come from?

[FormerACLUmember]

Merged beings: Half human & Half democrat. 100% scary!

[RockinRight]

When Democrats Marry Republicans: The Merging Of Neandertals, Modern Humans

[Bahbah]

LOL.

[marsh_of_mists]

Weren't they just saying that the evidence was showing that Neanderthals didn't mix with Cro-Magnons? Sheesh.

[flintsilver7]

Now tell me a fossilized Nikolai Valuev wouldn't be dug up and referred to as a giant human-neanderthal hybrid. These two skulls certainly do not look anything alike. If skulls are radically different in shape and size now among humans, they probably were in the past also.

[muawiyah]

Neanderthal women were large ~ huge even, and had a reproductive schedule sufficient to ensure human survival in a harsh environment.

That probably meant the birth of twins every 3 to 5 years.

Twins at that frequency means they had to have four breasts.

I doubt that lady has 4, 2 maybe, but we can only believe that if you can find a picture for us.

[NautiNurse]

[CaptainCanada]

The original Laguna Beach cast:

[95 Bravo]

"When Democrats Marry Republicans: The Merging Of Neandertals, Modern Humans..."
But this begs the question- what good Republican would want to marry outside his own species?

[mountainlyons]

Evilutionists will not look at Neanderthal DNA because it proves the Humans were in no way related to Neanderthals.

[TruthWillWin]

Mary Matlin.

[truth_seeker]

So it appears my ancestors did date Neanderthals, in spite of what the families thought.

Father: "Where do you think you are going, Bam?"

Bam "I'm going to the river to meet Boom Boom."

Father: "I thought I told you we don't mix with those animals."

Bam: "Dad, I'm going. I love her, regardless of what the family says."

[Mrs Ivan]

How extensive are the remains in question?

There is a limitation on what can be derived from cranial and facial morphology, but as the period in question is recent, I would imagine that they are fairly complete.

If I cannot study the case myself, I would prefer to wait for a full publication of the analysis in a scientific journal before drawing my conclusions.

[LucyT]

That's too bad. Wonder why?

Most of the fun on FR are the keywords.

[patton]

experts are looking a neanderthal DNA, and the jury is out - my prediction is that we have met the neanderthals, and they are us.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Maybe it is just the number of characters...

[patton]

Why do you assume Neanderthalus is Liberal? Makes much more sense, that we neanderthals are conservative.

[blam]

"...my prediction is that we have met the neanderthals, and they are us."

My thoughts also.

[patton]

Just don't tell my redheaded kid. LOL.