Posted on 10/08/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by kristinn
It can be exclusively reported that the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea today was a U.S. nuclear warhead supplied by Karl Rove in a plot to preserve Republican control of the government in the November elections.
Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that a warhead destined for destruction under the ABM treaty was substituted with a dummy warhead and spirited to North Korea this summer with instructions to wait until the detonation code was delivered by a secret messenger before the election in the fall.
An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.
The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il.
Karl Rove's 21st century October surprise exceeds the ruthlessness displayed by the Reagan team in 1980 when then Vice Presidential nominee George H.W. Bush conducted a similar secret trip to Paris to delay the release of the American embassy personnel being held hostage by the Iranian government until after the presidential election that year.
When we asked one of our Pentagon sources if President Bush was in the loop on the nuclear October surprise, he laughed uproariously and said, "Hell, we're still teaching him how to pronounce 'nuclear warhead' let alone what we do with them."
Ultra Super Top Secret list bump!
"An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.
The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il."
ROTFLOL!!!
BUMP!
Rove has stabilized the stock market and pushed the dollar higher while crushing the prices of oil, gold and silver.
Rove has sacrificed a pawn (Foley) to bag 60 Democratic "queens" (pun intended).
Now Rove has given the bomb to North Korea in a move aimed at forcing China to clean up its mess.
He is truly a master.
In the room where Jim Robinson runs Free Republic, there is a plain gray metal door with no sign on it. When you open that door and enter the next room, you enter Democratic Underground.
Grate idea! We can even set up a "Rove" table at the Olive Garden where we can hold our Ultra Secret Rovian weekly debriefings.
No fair. You've been peeking.
LOL
Is there anything this man, this genius, can NOT do?
;)
The NK's set off/test a nuclear weapon.
ABCNNBCBS and the rest of the elite lunatics of the MSM attack GW non stop.
After an initial loss in the market, the US stock market closed today with increases in most indexes with the exception of Gold/silver and the oil index.
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/markets/indexes.asp
Last week, while the Foley BS was going full force, we had an excellent week with most American Stock Indexes.
Maybe a large part of Wall Street and individual investors have grown wise to the constant Bush Derangement Syndrome from the maggot infected mediots of the MSM. It is too much like the little boy who cried wolf all the time.
Better watch out, this kind of goofing around is what gave us Scientologists.
Well, Rove has had a problem keeping the real estate bubble afloat. Maybe there are some things even The Great One cannot do.
But unlike Crinton, we have no idea what he whipped out and left there...
'In the room where Jim Robinson runs Free Republic, there is a plain gray metal door with no sign on it. When you open that door and enter the next room, you enter Democratic Underground.'
"Be quiet now!"
Soon you will start rumors that Jim Rob makes secret donations to keep DU, ERR America and Huffington's sites alive and spewing their trash. That is our secret. Those 3 sites cost Jim at least $1.90 per month to keep them running.
Another October surprise !
"Grate idea! We can even set up a "Rove" table at the Olive Garden where we can hold our Ultra Secret Rovian weekly debriefings."
We can put a wig on Rove and disquise him as a sing Italian Waiter. Instead of tips, you can give him your newest orders to cripple and confuse the libs even more.
I would say that is my idea of an October Surprise, but I might get into trouble with my trophy bride.
Donate to Free Republic so Jim Rob can continue to control Rove, Bush and the rest of the Free World.
The sheer am't of business info available in other venues makes the MSM irrelevant.
BTW, I hear Fox is starting a separate business/investment network.
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