Posted on 10/08/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by kristinn
It can be exclusively reported that the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea today was a U.S. nuclear warhead supplied by Karl Rove in a plot to preserve Republican control of the government in the November elections.
Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that a warhead destined for destruction under the ABM treaty was substituted with a dummy warhead and spirited to North Korea this summer with instructions to wait until the detonation code was delivered by a secret messenger before the election in the fall.
An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.
The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il.
Karl Rove's 21st century October surprise exceeds the ruthlessness displayed by the Reagan team in 1980 when then Vice Presidential nominee George H.W. Bush conducted a similar secret trip to Paris to delay the release of the American embassy personnel being held hostage by the Iranian government until after the presidential election that year.
When we asked one of our Pentagon sources if President Bush was in the loop on the nuclear October surprise, he laughed uproariously and said, "Hell, we're still teaching him how to pronounce 'nuclear warhead' let alone what we do with them."
As Professor Bugs says: "What a bunch of maroons."
"Those people should all be in the loony bin! NOW!"
But, isn't the DUmpster a bin full of loonies by definition, already?
;-)
And Foley was dispatched to NK to inspect the Long Dong...
LOL! You forgot your sarcasm tag. Of course, who needs one for that obvious Rat propaganda on FR?
Drudge was talking about how the L.A. Times reported that Foley had sex with a 21 year old male. So what's next said Drudge, did he have sex with a 25 year old also? Drudge is asking what the point of all this is. Of course, CBS is reporting that other people knew of Foley's "secret" years ago. Well, they probably did, but that still doesn't quite convict him of anything other than being gay. There may yet be evidence that he had inappropriate communications or contact with under aged males, but I have yet to read of it. The gay bashing by the liberals and their friends at CBS is amusing to a point. Personally, I turn the channel, and that includes FOX news, whenever the subject comes up because the whole matter is repugnant and repulsive to me.
That is very kind and thoughtful of you......
(And they say FReepers aren't nice people. Bunk!... This Proves how considerate FReepers really are!)
This is no to surprise to those of us on FR's super secret subscription list. I had already recieved the form letter from Jim Robinson detailing this October surprise. You don't think Rove does anything without letting Jim know first do you?
Yes, it's the same one Rove gave to NK
I was already thinking the same thing! They will indeed say this!
CNN beat us to it.
Somebody please post the "ROVE YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD" thing.
Rove you magnificent bastard! I read your book. /stolensatire
I thought it was Drudge who had sex with the 21 year old?
Oh don't confuse me. It's late and I'm tired. LOL!
LOL
FR and Rove. First the Ditzy Chicks and now saving the election.
You beat the DU to a serious version of this by about half-a-second methinks...
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