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Regards, Ivan

1 posted on 09/24/2006 7:10:10 AM PDT by MadIvan

To: DCPatriot; Deetes; Barset; fanfan; LadyofShalott; Tolik; mtngrl@vrwc; pax_et_bonum; Alkhin; ...

2 posted on 09/24/2006 7:10:36 AM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)

Sorry, couldn't resist!

3 posted on 09/24/2006 7:12:48 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)

4 posted on 09/24/2006 7:13:03 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)

6 posted on 09/24/2006 7:13:33 AM PDT by tubebender (Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)

A model wears an outfit by Elena Miro' during the Spring/Summer 2007 women's fashion collection, unveiled in Milan, Italy, Saturday, Sept.23, 2006. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno)
AP - Sep 23 3:37 AM
A model wears a creation by Elena Miro' during the Spring/Summer 2007 women's fashion collection, unveiled in Milan, Italy, Saturday, Sept.23, 2006. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno)
AP - Sep 23 3:38 AM
A model wears a creation by Elena Miro' during the Spring/Summer 2007 women's fashion collection, unveiled in Milan, Italy, Saturday, Sept.23, 2006. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno)
AP - Sep 23 3:39 AM

10 posted on 09/24/2006 7:19:40 AM PDT by michigander (The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)

12 posted on 09/24/2006 7:21:58 AM PDT by rface ("...the most schizoid freeper I've ever seen" - New Bloomfield, Missouri)

Curves are definately better. Why is Vida Guerra so popular...

15 posted on 09/24/2006 7:23:34 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, thats how you sell clothing.)

22 posted on 09/24/2006 8:09:02 AM PDT by ivy (If you can't bomb the enemy at a funeral, then why are you fighting the war?)

25 posted on 09/24/2006 8:14:24 AM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)

"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe for the next few years!"

"A fat woman clip-clops into the shoestore today and says "I want something I can feel comfortable in." so I said "Try Wyoming!"."

Fat Lady: I want my money back. I've worn these shoes only once and they split at the sides.
Al: Let me explain something to you, ma'am. These shoes are just like elevators: there's a 2 ton weight limit. How about I just nail the soles to the bottom of your feet to give you added traction while you're pulling the ice wagon.
Fat Lady: You'll be hearing from my attorney.
Al: Is that the law firm of Haagen & Dazs?

"A fat woman walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her."

"A woman comes into the shoestore today, so huge she's protected by GreenPeace. She asked for a pair of sixe 4 so I asked if she'd eat them here or take them home. Then she has the nerver to complain about my performnce!"

"A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, she asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says "Don't shoot! From the front I look human!"."

“A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a Christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world’s largest, ugliest tree!”

28 posted on 09/24/2006 8:42:37 AM PDT by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)

What a pretty girl...

This guy would most definitely approve:

29 posted on 09/24/2006 8:47:10 AM PDT by Darnright (http://media.putfile.com/Webb-on-Allen)

To: MadIvan; All

I'm truly sorry my sick little joke created so much intestinal distress. But, it's not my fault, ~~Bush~~ the Devil made me do it!

32 posted on 09/24/2006 9:40:20 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)

Wow! Busts, hips and bottoms! Imagine allowing those to be shown in public!!! How ghastly! ;)

36 posted on 09/24/2006 10:21:08 AM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)

38 posted on 09/24/2006 11:34:43 AM PDT by null and void (There's no nothing. End of report. Any questions?)

I could bite into that, and pray for lockjaw!

39 posted on 09/24/2006 11:41:27 AM PDT by 75thOVI (I need a sheep to keep me warm thro' the night!)

Ahhh, a real woman.

Very Nice. =-)

40 posted on 09/24/2006 11:45:16 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)

Here's a link to an oldie but goodie.

Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" translated into Latin

43 posted on 09/24/2006 12:01:35 PM PDT by csvset (Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil & inhumane)

46 posted on 09/25/2006 10:14:54 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

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