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Caption Helen Thomas at various book signings and parties this year (vanity, extreme barf alert)
Flickr photos ^ | various times in 2006 | (various)

Posted on 09/21/2006 9:10:48 AM PDT by redstates4ever



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To: b4its2late
That woman is so ugly, her mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

She's so ugly... people go to Halloween parties dressed as her.

She's so ugly...they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

She's so ugly...when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

21 posted on 09/21/2006 9:25:33 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: b4its2late; NavySon
The face that would make a train take a dirt road...

If my Dad were alive and saw these pictures,he'd ask "I wonder how much she'd charge to haunt a house?"

22 posted on 09/21/2006 9:25:44 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: Texas4ever

What hump?


23 posted on 09/21/2006 9:26:29 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: lormand

Thanks. I like the one in the middle.


24 posted on 09/21/2006 9:26:58 AM PDT by subterfuge (Do your part to educate a Democrat and keep on FReeping!!)
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To: Texas4ever

Frau Blucher!
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/yfsounds.htm


25 posted on 09/21/2006 9:28:10 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: Gay State Conservative
If my Dad were alive and saw these pictures,he'd ask "I wonder how much she'd charge to haunt a house?"

That makes sense because I don't think she is living anymore. She's the walking dead.

26 posted on 09/21/2006 9:28:12 AM PDT by subterfuge (Do your part to educate a Democrat and keep on FReeping!!)
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To: andy58-in-nh

LOL.....WHOOF


27 posted on 09/21/2006 9:30:27 AM PDT by Texas4ever (Anything off the dollar menu :))
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To: lormand

Thank you.


28 posted on 09/21/2006 9:30:34 AM PDT by null and void (There's no nothing. End of report. Any questions?)
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To: redstates4ever
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
29 posted on 09/21/2006 9:30:39 AM PDT by stm (Katherine Harris for US Senate!)
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To: Gay State Conservative
If my Dad were alive and saw these pictures,he'd ask "I wonder how much she'd charge to haunt a house?"

That's one of the funniest lines I've heard in some time...

Thanks for the ROTFLMAO moment.

30 posted on 09/21/2006 9:30:57 AM PDT by USCG SimTech (Honored to serve since '71)
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To: Gay State Conservative
""I wonder how much she'd charge to haunt a house?" "

With a mug like that she could clear ghosts out of a house!
31 posted on 09/21/2006 9:33:32 AM PDT by stm (Katherine Harris for US Senate!)
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To: USCG SimTech

She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water.


32 posted on 09/21/2006 9:33:52 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: tumblindice

oH mY IF YOU TAKE THE SECOND PICTURE AND COMPARE TO THE SECOND DOWN ON YOUR POST....INCREDIBLY ALIKE

Could we have something here?

Brother...Sister?


33 posted on 09/21/2006 9:33:53 AM PDT by Texas4ever (Anything off the dollar menu :))
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To: dead

Hey! Don't insult trolls!


34 posted on 09/21/2006 9:34:22 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (¡Salga de los Estados Unidos de América, invasor!)
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To: redstates4ever

I AM EATING, DAMNIT!


35 posted on 09/21/2006 9:34:58 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Marine Spec Ops Dad)
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To: reagan_fanatic

This has absolutely made my day, your statement for sure, not the pics.


36 posted on 09/21/2006 9:35:47 AM PDT by buck61
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To: USCG SimTech; NavySon
That's one of the funniest lines I've heard in some time...Thanks for the ROTFLMAO moment.

My Dad,who was buried two years ago yesterday,was a very witty guy in his prime.Even when he started failing mentally,he kept his sense of humor.

37 posted on 09/21/2006 9:36:12 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: redstates4ever
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
38 posted on 09/21/2006 9:37:22 AM PDT by stm (Katherine Harris for US Senate!)
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To: reagan_fanatic

ROTFLMSS...............very good. (wiping tears from my eyes....from laughing)


39 posted on 09/21/2006 9:37:25 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Texas4ever

Unfortunately every hunchbacked laboratory assistant named `Eye-gore' would be offended at being compared to Helen, the face that stopped a thousand clocks.
(And the moose-limbs would probably riot too!)


40 posted on 09/21/2006 9:38:56 AM PDT by tumblindice (Catch me an ape, shave it: Robin Williams!)
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