To: Red Badger
A Catholic, a Jew and a Southern Baptist all die in a bus accident. As they're being admitted through the pearly gates St. Peter addresses each of them.
To the Catholic he says "You have been a good a faithful Catholic. You may now eat meat on Fridays in Heaven."
To the Jew "You have been a good a faithful Jew, you may now eat pork and shellfish in Heaven."
To the Baptist "You have been a good a faithful Baptist. You may now drink in public in Heaven."
49 posted on
08/31/2006 2:16:51 PM PDT by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: BJClinton
What is this? Please explain.
69 posted on
09/01/2006 4:50:08 AM PDT by
Lumper20
To: BJClinton
A Fundamentalist Baptist Minister in Alabama, sorely tempted,
finally propositioned the Choir director one night after practice,
when they were alone in the Church.
"Where should we do it, Reverend?" she enthusiastically replied.
"Right here on the floor!" he panted.
"It'd be too cold." she whispered. "How about standing up?"
"Good Lord, girl! Have you taken leave of you senses?" he shouted.
"If anyone came in, they'd think we were dancing!"
72 posted on
09/01/2006 5:13:39 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: BJClinton; Red Badger
"To the Baptist "You have been a good a faithful Baptist. You may now drink in public in Heaven." "
THAT, OTOH, is right on the money! LOL!
81 posted on
09/01/2006 6:28:54 AM PDT by
OKSooner
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