A Fundamentalist Baptist Minister in Alabama, sorely tempted,
finally propositioned the Choir director one night after practice,
when they were alone in the Church.
"Where should we do it, Reverend?" she enthusiastically replied.
"Right here on the floor!" he panted.
"It'd be too cold." she whispered. "How about standing up?"
"Good Lord, girl! Have you taken leave of you senses?" he shouted.
"If anyone came in, they'd think we were dancing!"
ROFL. Awesome. Okay, we've been bashing Baptists long enough. Know any good Lutheran jokes?
How can you tell a Lutheran congregation got the joke in the sermon?
They're smiling as loudly as they can.