[Red Badger]

There are three truths in life:
Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

[BJClinton]

A Catholic, a Jew and a Southern Baptist all die in a bus accident. As they're being admitted through the pearly gates St. Peter addresses each of them.

To the Catholic he says "You have been a good a faithful Catholic. You may now eat meat on Fridays in Heaven."

To the Jew "You have been a good a faithful Jew, you may now eat pork and shellfish in Heaven."

To the Baptist "You have been a good a faithful Baptist. You may now drink in public in Heaven."

[zimdog]

Ha.