Skip to comments.
Pinocchio And Friends Converted To Islam
The Telegraph (UK) ^
| 8-31-2006
| Malcolm Moore
Posted on 08/30/2006 6:35:59 PM PDT by blam
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-49 next last
To: CedarDave
Whew, thanks! I could have had my hands chopped off for that.
21
posted on
08/30/2006 7:11:40 PM PDT
by
shezza
(God bless our military heroes)
To: blam
I want them converted too...
22
posted on
08/30/2006 7:11:51 PM PDT
by
ChristianDefender
(Never Give Your Enemy (ROP) A Foothold.)
To: beethovenfan
Larry, Mohammed, and Curly
23
posted on
08/30/2006 7:14:59 PM PDT
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: beethovenfan
"IEDsmoke"
"Married, With Martyrs"
"Have Boxcutter, Will Travel"
"I Dream Of Jihad"
"Leave It To Basheer"
"The Destroyed Zionist Love Boat"
24
posted on
08/30/2006 7:18:58 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: beethovenfan
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of Uranium
Jack fell down and broke his cranium
And Jill brings to his grave a Geranium
25
posted on
08/30/2006 7:21:53 PM PDT
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: blam
Tom Sawyer may always have shirked his homework, but he is more conscientious in learning his Islamic prayers. He is given a "special treat" for learning the Arabic words.Knowing Mad Mo's (rumored) penchant for buggery and children, I shudder to think of what Tom's "special treat" was.
26
posted on
08/30/2006 7:25:21 PM PDT
by
Malacoda
(Bu**er Islam)
To: shezza
Because Allah provides no inspiration at all. Creativity doesn't come from thin air.
27
posted on
08/30/2006 7:28:25 PM PDT
by
Spirited
To: nothingnew
28
posted on
08/30/2006 7:34:33 PM PDT
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: blam
My God (the real one), they've stolen our literature too. Oh, what the hell.
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
eating her couscous and honey,
she reached for a tater,
'twas the detonator,
and now she's a virgin for money.
29
posted on
08/30/2006 7:34:36 PM PDT
by
Sender
(“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”)
To: ChristianDefender
They will be changed to the three little goats, and the evil Zionist wolf will come to blow down their tents. But before the wolf can blow down the third tent, (because there is no time to make bricks) the third goat straps on a suicide vest and blows up his lair.
30
posted on
08/30/2006 7:38:21 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: Dumpster Baby
"I Dream of Jihad" was the best.
How about:
"My Three Wives."
"Allah Knows Best."
"Welcome Back to Qatar."
"Good Times (with C4)"
"All Arabian Hero."
"Night Camel Rider"
31
posted on
08/30/2006 7:46:45 PM PDT
by
abishai
To: blam
There once was a premier named Erdogan,
He took bribes from the Saudis as fast as you can,
in exchange for sharia law,
he destoyed being secular,
and now women are beaten on beaches.
32
posted on
08/30/2006 7:48:49 PM PDT
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: abishai
"The Jihad Bunch"
"Trick My Camel"
"Three Arabs and a Goat"
"Three's a Jihad"
"Trading Tents"
To: ET(end tyranny)
34
posted on
08/30/2006 7:58:26 PM PDT
by
blam
To: abishai
35
posted on
08/30/2006 8:02:16 PM PDT
by
ChristianDefender
(Never Give Your Enemy (ROP) A Foothold.)
To: blam
Does Pinocchio's nose grow when he reads the Koran out loud?
36
posted on
08/30/2006 8:25:04 PM PDT
by
Phocion
("Protection" really means exploiting the consumer. - Milton Friedman)
To: kittycatonline.com
Well done! I hadn't considered Snow White as a male. Now the good little chilluns can be properly educated.
To: blam
Wow! Don't ever let these people read the originals. They might be in for a shock.
38
posted on
08/30/2006 8:26:55 PM PDT
by
HungarianGypsy
(Like food and fun? Join the Freeper Kitchen ping list.)
To: stm
Can you blame Pinocchio? His head is full of sawdust. Pinocchio was a bad little block of wood from the beginning.
39
posted on
08/30/2006 8:27:43 PM PDT
by
HungarianGypsy
(Like food and fun? Join the Freeper Kitchen ping list.)
To: ChristianDefender
Let's also rewrite "The Emperor's New Clothes", so the emperor will be mohammed.
40
posted on
08/30/2006 8:39:39 PM PDT
by
alecqss
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-49 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson