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Photos: Monkey Throws Out First Pitch at Red Sox Game (Better Than John Kerry)
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| 8/18/06
Posted on 08/18/2006 9:36:51 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
AP - Wed Aug 16, 8:11 PM ET Ayla, a service monkey for the disabled, throws out the first pitch prior to a baseball game between the Boston Red Sox and Detroit Tigers at Fenway Park in Boston, Wednesday evening, Aug. 16, 2006. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: generalchat; notnews
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To: Mr. Brightside
Frankly, I think that monkey would do a better job as Senator. The monkey would definitely be more interesting to listen to make speeches.
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:38:04 AM PDT
by
kromike
To: Mr. Brightside
Right down the middle macaca.
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:38:44 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: cripplecreek
Now you've gone and done it.
You have to spend the next three weeks apologizing.
To: Mr. Brightside
"Alright, alright, fine. You take the monkey's side, alright, go ahead."
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:40:29 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:40:40 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(REUTERS: We give smoke and mirrors a bad name)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Monkey jokes are a tar baby I won't soon forget.
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:40:49 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:41:05 AM PDT
by
SuperSonic
(Bush "lied", people dyed.......their fingers purple.)
To: Mr. Brightside
I hear the monkey's gay too.
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:41:06 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:41:47 AM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:42:02 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(REUTERS: We give smoke and mirrors a bad name)
To: kromike
They've already found a chimp to replace the other Massachusetts senator.
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:42:09 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(UN Security Council resolution 1701: I believe it is ceasefire for our time.)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:42:37 AM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: Mr. Brightside
"Brutal, ruthless, scathing, awful"
Great post!!!
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:43:13 AM PDT
by
bwteim
(bwteim: Begin With The End In Mind)
To: cripplecreek
Damned monkey throws like a girl
....like a sKERRY!!
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:43:45 AM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: kromike
"Frankly, I think that monkey would do a better job as Senator."
TMT = too much trouble, plus the potential for monkeying around. Either something stuffed and mounted is to be used, or, still better, a spherical cactus of imposing size [say, 2-3 feet in diameter]. The only expense would be custodial - to water the thing and to sweep out the cobwebs. And has anyone ever heard of a corrupt cactus?
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:44:42 AM PDT
by
GSlob
To: KarlInOhio; Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:46:35 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Mr. Brightside
To: reagan_fanatic
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:48:30 AM PDT
by
ChuckShick
(He's clerking for me...)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/18/2006 9:53:32 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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