Better study, there'll be testes!
1 posted on
08/17/2006 10:45:16 AM PDT by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou; Millee; Maximus; wallcrawlr
2 posted on
08/17/2006 10:45:59 AM PDT by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
Hey Froufrou...you're nuts. ;-)
To: Froufrou
I'd be real interested to know the ages of these students..
5 posted on
08/17/2006 10:48:45 AM PDT by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
To: Froufrou
These were students from the California public schools, I assume. Our education budget is nearly $60 BILLION and we are next to last of all the states in achievement. Thanks, teachers' unions! You're doing a great job!
6 posted on
08/17/2006 10:49:15 AM PDT by
hsalaw
To: Froufrou
Sounds like Art Linkletter's Kids say the darndest things show.
10 posted on
08/17/2006 10:54:11 AM PDT by
MrEdd
(More cheep than a flock of baby chickens.)
To: Froufrou
Hee Hee, thanks for the laughs!
I am guilty of a gross stupidity myself, on a test back in junior high. (That's what we called it back then!) On a question in science class about who discovered penicillin, I wrote down William Penn.
12 posted on
08/17/2006 10:55:28 AM PDT by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: Froufrou
I remember a similar story from Catholic grade school. The teacher said a student turned in a drawing of four people in a plane. She asked what it was and the kid said "That's the flight to Egypt." "Who's flying?" "Pontius Pilate."
To: Froufrou
A friend just took a job in China. Among the comments he and his wife have heard... "China. Isn't that a city in Japan?".
16 posted on
08/17/2006 11:01:18 AM PDT by
Fudd
To: Froufrou
Reminds me of a student I once taught in Jr. College in N.C. near the Va. border. Her name was "Gina" and she wanted a prestige license plate that also proclaimed her home state here in Virginia. Hence: VA-GINA. Real story...
19 posted on
08/17/2006 11:04:57 AM PDT by
meandog
(While Clinton isn't fit even to scrape Reagan's shoes, Bush will never fill them!)
To: Froufrou
4. How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow. What's the matter with this one? It's true.
20 posted on
08/17/2006 11:04:59 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
To: Froufrou
Define a more'. Answer: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore'.
22 posted on
08/17/2006 11:08:31 AM PDT by
NaughtiusMaximus
(WARNING: Alcohol may cause you to think you are whispering when you are definitely not.)
To: Froufrou
When my oldest was six I once said to him, "Well that is your opinion you know."
His response was "I'm not a pinion, I'm a pumpkin."
24 posted on
08/17/2006 11:10:31 AM PDT by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: Froufrou
A friend of mine is a history professor at a community college. She has collected many hysterical exam answers over the years, but this is my asbsolute favorite:
Q. What was the immediate cause of the First World War?
A. They killed the Archduck of Austria.
28 posted on
08/17/2006 11:15:56 AM PDT by
blau993
To: patton
37 posted on
08/17/2006 12:04:15 PM PDT by
leda
(Life is always what you make it!)
To: Froufrou
Actually these probably came from some very bright kids. They sound very freeperish:')
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