[saveliberty]

LOL It sounds like he is saying "It's all about ME"

:-D

[Trajan88]

Sounds like Bill is finally realizing he cannot re-write his own history.

Hate to tell this to you Billy... you only get one go-around in life... too bad you soiled it with your version of relativism.

[caseinpoint]

"I had a totally improbably life."

Doesn't he mean "I had a totally immoral life?"

[Diana in Wisconsin]

The Bride at every Wedding; the Corpse at every Funeral. That's Slick Willie!

"Peter-Pan Psychosis:

Many see this syndrome as a very widespread problem in modern, post-industrial society.

The Peter-Pan psychological type is one characterized by immaturity or certain sorts of psychological, social, and sexual problems. The type of male personality in question is immature and narcissistic. More completely, according to Kiley, the characteristics of a "Peter-Pan" include such attributes as irresponsibility, rebelliousness, anger, narcissism, dependency, manipulativeness, and the belief that he is beyond society's laws and norms. According to Kiley, "Peter Pan" is the adult little boy who, when in a relationship or in seeking a relationship, acts out a need for mothering."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Pan_syndrome

[cricket]

So he hates turning sixty. ..I can think of a good alternative for Clinton. . .

[50sDad]

You are all overlooking the portrait in his attic; it's 740!

Anyone remember the joke about the lawyer who shows up at heaven's gate (though paperwork error) and speaks with St. Peter?

"There has to be some mistake! I'm only 34!"

To which Pete replies: "There's your problem! According to your 'billable hours', you're 92!"

[brushcop]

For myself, I'm thankful the Lord has let me live beyond 63 (so far). In my former profession, I recovered quite a few drowned kids, their lives were cut short as so many have been, where's the gratitude Bubba? Sheesh. Do we have to keep hearing about this guy?

[sonserae]

When he's 69 he'll love it!
HA

[R. Scott]

I turned 60 four months ago. Hey Bill – it ain’t all that bad. My young female friends have not run away from me in terror!

[DainBramage]

Im 48 and I hate you.

[Caipirabob]

"In just a few days, I will be 60 years old. I hate it, but it's true," the snowy-haired veteran of two tumultuous White House terms said.

I'm not particularly convinced he liked himself at 20 or any other age.

[Pompah]

That's OK BJ I'm 70 and I Hate You.
So it all works out.

[OpusatFR]

I love being old. Now, young handsome guys flirt with me because I remind them of their grannies!

[originalbuckeye]

An arrested adolescent at his lowest point. 'I can't believe I'm getting old!!' He's the victim again. There is an alternative to aging. The alternative hasn't caught up with him yet.

[Screamname]

I guess it`s more difficult for him to sexually assault, rape women. They can now kick his ass.

[Fudd Fan]

President George W. Bush turned 60 in July... and he's not belly-achin' like this POS is.

[kittymyrib]

And he looks older than 60. I don't think he'll see 75.

[mortal19440]

This self-centered POS will be a A-hole as long as he has an A-hole. He should just shut his pie hole and age gracefully. Nah, he couldn't do anything gracefully, just get old or don't, it just doesn't matter.

[Osage Orange]

Rapist's get old too..........

[FreeAtlanta]

Maybe all those millions he is collecting in speaking fees will rebuy his youth... nope. Oh, well. Bill! You are human! Get over it.