World to end on August 22

Guardian ^ | 08/09/06 | Brian Whitaker

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

And a towel. Ford Prefect says it's the handiest thing in the universe!

[Calpernia]

Only for Michael Jackson.

[Allegra]

Damn! No 2006-07 NFL Season? that IS HELL!........

Pretty much hoses the World Series, too.

Dang it.

[mewzilla]

I've just made a hair appointment for August 21 - highlights etc. and just to be on the safe side nails and toes done too

Excellent idea! I think I'll go shopping for some new unmentionables, too. Don't want to see the world end wearing ratty undies.

[dfwgator]

Well she wasn't going to be anyway, but at least now we'll be sure of it.

[processing please hold]

hahahahahaha Whatafruit!

[ZULU]

Nahh.

It ends in November, 2008 if the Repubs don't get their act together and stop pushing Giuliani and McCain.

[mewzilla]

Only for Michael Jackson.

ROTF!!

Note to self: NO purple sneakers.

[Quix]

Sounds like trying to make one's self perfect before accepting Christ and His Salvation.

Doesn't work well that way. Actually, doesn't work at all that way.

He knows we are but mud.

He's looking for a heart attitude He can work with.

Besides, one can pray--Lord, as well as i know how; as fully as I can grab myself by the scruff of the neck and muster my will and courage . . .

I will to will your will, Oh, Lord. My spirit is willing; my flesh weak . . . make yourself strong in my weakness as your Word declares, Lord. in His Name . . .

[GSlob]

"What does one wear to the Apocalypse?"
One's burial shroud, or nothing at all, per the "Last Judgment" in Sistine.

[.cnI redruM]

I'll stock up on the popcorn and IPA.

[weegee]

There may have been several. This one happened in the 1980s and was totally the Soviets' fault.

Half an hour past midnight on September 26, 1983

http://www.mosnews.com/feature/2004/05/21/petrov.shtml

[Tax-chick]

Sigh. We'll need a suitcase at this rate!

[Red Badger]

FWIW. Thanks for this aggravating post, presidio9!

Think this is aggravating? Try this:

http://www.satansrapture.com/aug2206.htm

[Allegra]

Just watch! FOX will have Shep covering this! ARGGGGGGGH

We'll all be begging for the world to hurry the hell up and end after a few minutes of watching Shep.

[Ingtar]

How about those of us who do not take the Bible literally? Are you going to "jihad" our butts?

I'll pray you see the error of your ways in time. Or would you object to that too?

[presidio9]

And no World Series for my Tigers, either.

Either way, I think that's a pretty safe bet. If we manage to live through this, it's going to be the Yankees Vs. the Mets this year.

[chilepepper]

actually, this is wrong. the world will end for Iran on the 21 of August.

[Publius6961]

Then, I eat the cats.

Maybe you should switch to pigs.
Then you won't have to share with your new masters...

: )

[WakeUpAndVote]

Anyone know how to download stuff from your Tivo and do screen shots?

That way I can post pics of the nutjob talking heads as soon as they say something dumb.