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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Admin Moderator

LOL!


101 posted on 07/28/2006 5:51:13 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: TMSuchman
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102 posted on 07/28/2006 5:51:32 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: Admin Moderator
I'm going to let you off this time with a minor suspension.

Don't make me bring Ralph into this. You won't like that.

103 posted on 07/28/2006 5:51:33 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: defconw

ROFLMBO!!!! I can see you are going to be dangerous in the future LOL! {;0)


104 posted on 07/28/2006 5:52:01 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

bttt


105 posted on 07/28/2006 5:52:03 PM PDT by amigatec (There are no significant bugs in our software... Maybe you're not using it properly.- Bill Gates)
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To: dynachrome
And no one gets hurt!


106 posted on 07/28/2006 5:52:47 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Roscoe Karns

You are not supposed to talk about Spork Weasel.

You tard.


107 posted on 07/28/2006 5:53:10 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Admin Moderator
I've been meaning to ask, who the hell are you?

LOL

108 posted on 07/28/2006 5:53:29 PM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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To: cibco

I need to learn how to photoshop. I love the Cat picutes. They are great.


109 posted on 07/28/2006 5:54:16 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Hilarious! Well done.


110 posted on 07/28/2006 5:54:35 PM PDT by dfwright (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
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To: Admin Moderator
Don't make me bring Ralph into this.

Ralph's no longer with us. He tried to ZOT Jim

111 posted on 07/28/2006 5:55:01 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: driftdiver

Really... is there such a great need to be nasty?



geez


112 posted on 07/28/2006 5:56:24 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)
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To: defconw
Photo shop is your next assignment then..
113 posted on 07/28/2006 5:56:25 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns
This is your Birth of a Nation, your Apocalypse Now, your Phantom Menace--whoops, sorry 'bout that last one...

Well done!

114 posted on 07/28/2006 5:56:34 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
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To: Nightshift

ping...


115 posted on 07/28/2006 5:58:09 PM PDT by tutstar (Baptist ping list-freepmail to get on or off)
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To: defconw

Oh NOW we're talkin'~!


116 posted on 07/28/2006 5:58:33 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)
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To: lainie

Ping! (hee hee!)


117 posted on 07/28/2006 5:58:39 PM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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To: Admin Moderator
Ralph's no longer with us. He tried to ZOT Jim

I tried to give Jim a one hour suspension, and my house mysteriously switched from 120 volts to 2 million volts.

Coincidence? I think not. I haven't tried it since, so I can't be sure.

118 posted on 07/28/2006 6:00:08 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Fudd Fan

One from your yard I presume? LOL


119 posted on 07/28/2006 6:00:45 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Best one I've ever seen, I'm still too weak from laughing to type.


120 posted on 07/28/2006 6:01:54 PM PDT by McGavin999 (God watch over the young lions of Israel!)
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