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Oh Happy Day -- The Wonderful Joyous Events of a ZOT

Posted on 07/15/2006 7:59:51 AM PDT by rapture tonight

I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news.

The current events in the Middle East are the most wonderful happenings I have ever seen. Surely, we are in the end times. The very end times. I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: endtimes; sionnsar; troll; zot
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To: rapture tonight

You've been reading too many "Watchtowers" before going to sleep at night.


101 posted on 07/15/2006 8:50:27 AM PDT by spinestein (Follow "The Bronze Rule")
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To: rapture tonight

WHACK JOB EXTRAORDINARE.


102 posted on 07/15/2006 8:51:48 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of "dependence on government"!)
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To: BraveMan

ROTFLMAO!!!


103 posted on 07/15/2006 8:52:00 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (NY Slimes the paper of record for OBL!)
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To: A message
Rapturholics, drunk on misinterpreted Bible passages.

Some of the most interesting rapture arguments are between the pre-trib(ulation) and post-trib believers. I don't pretend to know which is right.

104 posted on 07/15/2006 8:53:19 AM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help m)
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To: rapture tonight

DANG IT!!!!! I got in too late!!!!


105 posted on 07/15/2006 8:53:32 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: rapture tonight
I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?

No, thanks! My ticket is stamped for a later date, and there's a penalty for early withdrawal, like trying to cash out your 401K before retirement.

106 posted on 07/15/2006 8:53:39 AM PDT by wimpycat (Hyperbole is the opiate of the activist wacko.)
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To: rapture tonight
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting You sir are an idiot!
107 posted on 07/15/2006 8:54:08 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (NY Slimes the paper of record for OBL!)
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To: NonValueAdded

"Damocles Tunnel" - ROFL!


109 posted on 07/15/2006 9:01:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: rapture tonight
I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend.

It might be more realistic to expect Oblivion by the end of the morning. But you've already made it to Pleasant Acres. Why not just knit a potholder or play some mah-jongg with the rest of the inmates?

110 posted on 07/15/2006 9:07:58 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: rapture tonight

Just IBTZ!


111 posted on 07/15/2006 9:14:28 AM PDT by ILBBACH
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To: rapture tonight
"I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news."

You mean you were traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news... until you got ZOTTED at FR.

Now you are just a smoking spec of dust blown by the wind.
112 posted on 07/15/2006 9:16:40 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (ETERNAL SHAME on the Treasonous and Immoral Democrats!)
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To: rapture tonight

IATZ


113 posted on 07/15/2006 9:16:56 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: CyberAnt

The funny thing is, he thinks he's making a point - that conservatives are happy for the war because they think that is when Jesus will return.

It just shows you how libs believe their own propaganda.

I've seen several articles claiming that this is why Christians are for the war. All written by totally clueless, secular people. How dumb.


114 posted on 07/15/2006 9:18:08 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: rapture tonight

"I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news."

Then why did you stop here?


115 posted on 07/15/2006 9:18:54 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: rapture tonight

"I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news."

You got a great deal on auto insurance?


116 posted on 07/15/2006 9:19:20 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: lonestar67

"IBZT"

In Before Zot The?


117 posted on 07/15/2006 9:19:49 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: OpusatFR

Well, he may not have gotten raptured, but he is gone!


118 posted on 07/15/2006 9:20:14 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: HereInTheHeartland

On the one side you have the Islam wackos wanting their 72 vergins and on the other you have the wackos wanting the doomsday rapture...

not sure which is worst.


119 posted on 07/15/2006 9:22:06 AM PDT by observer5 ("Better violate the rights of a few, than of all!)
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To: eeevil conservative

Hey, how did you get a picture of my cat?


120 posted on 07/15/2006 9:25:53 AM PDT by true_blue_texican
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