If this gets a quarter of an inch deeper, quietly obtaining a good knife from the hotel kitchen might not be a bad idea, either. Maybe order a whole roast chicken or some such dish from room service and request proper and appropriate carving utensils...
I could go on, but I think you get my drift..and somebody might think I'm paranoid ; )
Prepare for the worst,
hope for the best.
Take whatever comes with a smile.
Doesn't sound like a bad idea. Roast pork would be a better choice.