Happy Birthday Nikola Tesla

NikolaTesla Memorial Society ^ | July 6, 2006 | Me

[WestVirginiaRebel]

How much for the little girl? Your women...I want to buy them.

[Swordmaker]

I mean this in all sincerity, was Tesla a bad guy? I know that he was a brilliant kook, but did I miss something in the history?

Actually, Tesla could be said to have invented ZOTS...

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Bush: "Hello...hello, Kim?" (holds phone receiver back and winces as Kim starts ranting. Puts phone back to ear.) "Yeah, Kim, I heard you. You're gonna do what? Nuke who? Hold on a sec." (Sets receiver aside, presses button. Looks out Oval Office window at Tesla transmitter. Waits five seconds, picks phone pack up.) "Hello, Kim? Hello? Hello?" (Hangs up, looks at Dick Cheney.) "Yep, he got the message!"

[carmenbmw]

Exploited? Ive been exploited all my life!

[carmenbmw]

Excellent point!
Now, did he like viking kitties?
(just wondering)

[Semi Civil Servant]

OK.....
Thanks, but this must be the first time that I have ever heard that a zot was a good thing, lol

Tesla invented the artificial ZOT!

 

TESLA`S EXPERIMENTAL LABORATORY
In Colorado Springs, Colorado in 1899.

Tesla`s Magnifying Transformer in Colorado Springs, in full activity, produced 12,000,000 V (twelve million volts) and a frequency of 100 KHz (one-hundred thousand oscillatios per second). The flame-like discharges measured sixty-five feet (about 20 meters) across. From the outside antenna these sparks could be seen for a distance of ten miles ...

http://www.beotel.yu/~gmarjanovic/teslaexp.html

 

[WestVirginiaRebel]

I offered to help you...you refused to take our money. Then I said: I guess you're really up Sh*t Creek.

[eyedigress]

We Have A Nicholas Tesla meeting room in our building. I'm kinda pissed wer'e gaining a new telephonic inventor room and not a Kirchoff Room. What the Hell\\?

[Semi Civil Servant]

Great minds...

[carmenbmw]

You MUST save that for the next zot alert!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

You gotta be fricking kiddin' me with that link. If he's responsible for Tunguska he's the greatest mind of all time.

[carmenbmw]

'And dont come back until you have REDEEMED yourselves!!!!'

[Army Air Corps]

I guess that we can say that Trolls receive the "Tesla Treatment".

[carmenbmw]

snicker
When I see your tagline I keep thinking of Aretha Franklin...

[Army Air Corps]

"Don't you blaspheme in here!"

[carmenbmw]

'If you say no, we will show up for breakfast, lunch and dinner, every day.....'

[Army Air Corps]

Another amusing thing about the scence in the posh restaurant is that Paul Reubens has a bit part as the waiter.

[stainlessbanner]

Only took 62 posts to get there....thank you.

[Sender]

You go, Mr Tesla! Anyone can create a light bulb, but it takes a special person to create an earthquake in a building, and a legacy of 60-cycle hum.

[Libloather]

Although Tesla emerged during the glory days of hair metal, they never completely fit the spirit of the times. Their music was well-produced pop-metal, to be sure, but they never indulged in the glammed-up excess that made cartoons out of many of their peers. Instead, Tesla's music was bluesy, no-frills, '70s-style hard rock; it concentrated more on solid musicianship than enormous, arena-ready choruses (or hairdos), and it had a noticeable grit — not so much the urban sleaze of Guns N' Roses, but a grounded attitude and a genuine affection for old school hard rock.