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Joke: Science Editor at work.
1 posted on 06/12/2006 9:27:45 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: aculeus

I'm personally rather fond of the Pakistani Dalek sketch.


2 posted on 06/12/2006 9:29:25 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: aculeus

A lot that this guy knows.The world's funniest joke is yachting off of Martha's Vineyard as I type.


3 posted on 06/12/2006 9:30:01 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: aculeus

still waiting to ROTFLMAO


4 posted on 06/12/2006 9:31:30 AM PDT by wally-balls
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To: aculeus
A humorless liberal would reply to this joke:

"So, you thing shooting people is funny? Shooting a FRIEND is funny? How could shooting a seriously hurt, defenseless friend of yours possibly be funny to you"

Comedian: "It's a joke."

Lib: "I just dont think guns are funny and nobody should own one."

6 posted on 06/12/2006 9:33:13 AM PDT by keithtoo ("Drilling in ANWaR is OK with us" - Alaskan Caribou Benevolent Association.)
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To: aculeus

No jokes compares to anyone stumbling and falling down imo.


10 posted on 06/12/2006 9:33:43 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: aculeus

Everyone knows the funniest joke in the world was written by Ernest Scribbler, RIP.


11 posted on 06/12/2006 9:33:57 AM PDT by dirtboy (When Bush is on the same side as Ted the Swimmer on an issue, you know he's up to no good...)
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To: aculeus; Watery Tart
very rare footage from 1951 showing the Goons in their first TV appearance.

The Goons were a major influence on the young lads who would later become Monty Python's Flying Circus.

12 posted on 06/12/2006 9:34:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (MPFC did a "world's funniest joke" sketch, btw.)
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"Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!".


15 posted on 06/12/2006 9:35:22 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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To: aculeus
Hogwash, the world's funniest joke was written by Ernest Scribbler.

Voice Over:
This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.

Ernest stops writing, pauses to look at what he has written... a smile slowly spreads across his face, turning very, very slowly to uncontrolled hysterical laughter... he staggers to his feet and reels across room helpless with mounting mirth and eventually collapses and dies on the floor.

Voice Over:
It was obvious that this joke was lethal...
no one could read it and live...

Ernest's mother enters. She sees him dead, she gives a little cry of horror and bends over his body, weeping. Brokenly she notices the piece of paper in his hand and picks it up and reads it between her sobs. Immediately she breaks out into hysterical laughter, leaps three feet into the air, and falls down dead without more ado. Cut to news type shot of commentator standing in front of the house.

Commentator:
This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden... violent... comedy.
Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.

Inspector:
I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke.

About now an upstairs window in the house is fiung open and a doctor, rears his head out, hysterical with laughter, and dies hanging over the window sill.

23 posted on 06/12/2006 9:37:22 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: aculeus
What is this? Some kind of a joke?

26 posted on 06/12/2006 9:38:48 AM PDT by keithtoo ("Drilling in ANWaR is OK with us" - Alaskan Caribou Benevolent Association.)
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To: aculeus

People might be surprised how many writings, jokes, and slogans originated on FR. The "I'm a bad American" essay and "Sore Loserman", to name two. There are others as well.


27 posted on 06/12/2006 9:38:57 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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Two guys walking down the street. They come across a dog licking it's privates. One guy says "Heh, wish I could do that.". The other replies "You should maybe pet him first.".

<rimshot>
31 posted on 06/12/2006 9:41:03 AM PDT by Spruce (Keep your mitts off my wallet)
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Milligan was a genius. When I was a kid, just outside of NYC, late at night I used to be able to pick up the Canadian Broadcasting System on AM (out of Toronto?), playing old recordings of The Goon Show.

It was the best. I almost remember the name of the orchestra that played during the breaks.

Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, and Harry Seacombe. (One of Seacombe's identities was Sir Cedric Sea-Goon). I think Milligan played the deranged, apparently retarded character named Eccles, among a dozen or so others.

RIP, gents. You changed the world for the weirder, and better.

38 posted on 06/12/2006 9:46:26 AM PDT by SamuraiScot
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To: aculeus
Joke: Science Editor at work.

Hey! He was probably working under a government funded grant!

39 posted on 06/12/2006 9:47:10 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Former SAC Trained Killer)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Happygal

At least Spike had an Irish-sounding surname.


42 posted on 06/12/2006 9:48:11 AM PDT by aculeus
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A man walks into the police station and says, "officer I want to report a crime. On Monday, three women were at the Broad Street subway station, one of them proceeded to rape me again and again while the others stole all my belongings."

"Tuesday, they did it again."

"I could not find them on Wednesday or today."


46 posted on 06/12/2006 9:49:36 AM PDT by AbeKrieger (A country without secure borders will not long be a country.)
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Marking, for obvious reasons...


48 posted on 06/12/2006 9:50:20 AM PDT by eureka! (Heaven forbid the Rats get control of Congress and/or the Presidency any time soon....)
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To: aculeus
The joke that never ends:

Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left in the boat.

Repete!

Pete and Repete are in a boat... :-)
50 posted on 06/12/2006 9:51:07 AM PDT by rochester_veteran (born and raised in rachacha!)
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To: aculeus

ping


55 posted on 06/12/2006 9:54:29 AM PDT by Truth is a Weapon (Truth, it hurts soooo good!)
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To: aculeus

So, these three guys walk into a bar.
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
You'd think the third one would have noticed.


58 posted on 06/12/2006 9:55:15 AM PDT by ctdonath2
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