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To: aculeus
A humorless liberal would reply to this joke:

"So, you thing shooting people is funny? Shooting a FRIEND is funny? How could shooting a seriously hurt, defenseless friend of yours possibly be funny to you"

Comedian: "It's a joke."

Lib: "I just dont think guns are funny and nobody should own one."

6 posted on 06/12/2006 9:33:13 AM PDT by keithtoo ("Drilling in ANWaR is OK with us" - Alaskan Caribou Benevolent Association.)
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To: keithtoo

That us EXACTLY how a lib would react. I had a lib friend come out of his seat at a Christmas party when I said that I believed in the death penalty and I thought we should fast-track them. "That is SO WRONG" he said. Totally lost it. I just laughed. They have no sense of balance.


21 posted on 06/12/2006 9:37:02 AM PDT by bboop (Stealth Tutor)
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To: keithtoo
Comedian: "It's a joke."

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!! I WAS TALKING TO THE LITTLE WISEASS ON YOUR KNEE!!!!

44 posted on 06/12/2006 9:48:31 AM PDT by Tribune7
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To: keithtoo

>>>A humorless liberal would reply to this joke:
"So, you thing shooting people is funny? Shooting a FRIEND is funny? How could shooting a seriously hurt, defenseless friend of yours possibly be funny to you"<<<

To get the liberals to laugh the first sentence should read, "Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them, a Christian conservative, collapses."


101 posted on 06/12/2006 10:17:40 AM PDT by PhilipFreneau
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To: keithtoo
I agree with you. The worlds funniest joke was just flat out disgusting to me. It was something put together to slam conservatives.
109 posted on 06/12/2006 10:27:47 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric cartman voice* “I love you guys”)
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To: keithtoo

"So, you thing shooting people is funny?"

Isn't that what Ricky Ricardo would say?


156 posted on 06/12/2006 11:06:15 AM PDT by SaveUS
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To: keithtoo

Lib: "I just dont think guns are funny and nobody should own one."

And the lib would quickly add:

"But I do support abortion. After all, it's only fetal tissue, and a woman has the right to do what she wants with her own body."


202 posted on 06/12/2006 12:03:35 PM PDT by Levante
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