To: aculeus
Two guys walking down the street. They come across a dog licking it's privates. One guy says "Heh, wish I could do that.". The other replies "You should maybe pet him first.".
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31 posted on
06/12/2006 9:41:03 AM PDT by
Spruce
(Keep your mitts off my wallet)
To: Spruce
Same as the joke that Lewis Grizzard told.
Two Georgia Bulldog fans were at a game and saw UGA V cleaning himself.
One says "I wish I could do that"
The other says "That dawg would bite you!"
40 posted on
06/12/2006 9:47:50 AM PDT by
Conan the Librarian
(The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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