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The Clinton Code
5-19-06 | Always Right

Posted on 05/19/2006 6:32:26 AM PDT by Always Right

THE

CLINTON

CODE

If you thought The DaVinci Code was shocking, you ain't heard nothing yet.  Everything the media taught you about the Clinton's is wrong.  The Clinton Code reveals that Bill did not rape Juanita Broaddrick, did not sexually harass Katherine Willey, and did not have improper relations with Paula Jones, Jennifer Flowers or even Monica Lewinski.  These were all a big cover up for Bill's real passion.....12-year old boys.

The Clinton Code takes you inside the secret society, the Sid Blums, a society dedicated to protecting the dark secrets of socialism and communism.  How the secret blood line of Marx, Lennin, and even Hitler all lead to a little girl named Hillary Rodham.  How the secret rituals of the Sid Blums concerning the shoes of Hillary Rodham lead to the firing of Dick Morris and to Dick's new role in infatuating the other side by giving bad advice and making predictions that never come true.  Also the book reveals the story behind the mysterious death of Vince Foster, and how the Clinton Body Count actually grossly underestimates the carnage left behind by the Clintons.

DISCLAIMER:  This book is not anti-anything. The Clinton Code is a novel and therefore a work of fiction. The artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals depicted in this novel all exist.  This disclaimer takes no stance about the theories discussed in this book.  This book serves only to open up discussion on these important topics.  In fact, I am a supporter of the Clintons.  If you ask what a Clinton supporter is, everyone will give you different answers.  To some to be a Clinton supporter, you must have voted for them.  To others, liking them is all it takes.  I prefer not to rigidly classify this personal concept, so to me being a Clinton supporter simply means to seek the truth out about these SOBs.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: clinton; davinci; hillary
Available in bookstores sometime in the unknown future.
1 posted on 05/19/2006 6:32:27 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Always Right

I'm sorry, I will ALWAYS believe he had a thing about big hair and Blewinskis.


2 posted on 05/19/2006 6:34:29 AM PDT by T'wit (“This is one of those cases in which the imagination is baffled by the facts.” -- Adam Smith)
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To: Always Right

Brilliant.


3 posted on 05/19/2006 6:35:19 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: Always Right

I think it's good for people to get in touch with their Clinton feelings.


4 posted on 05/19/2006 6:39:34 AM PDT by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Always Right

Does this book recount the origin Dick Morris' toe sucking adventures?


5 posted on 05/19/2006 6:42:17 AM PDT by Commander Salamander
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To: Always Right

"Thet thar 'Always Raght' fella has a funny book,
ah'll buy that fer a dollar when it hits th' stands!
'Th' Clinton Code' - where does he GIT this stuff, hawhaw!!"

6 posted on 05/19/2006 6:43:41 AM PDT by Old Sarge
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To: Commander Salamander
Does this book recount the origin Dick Morris' toe sucking adventures?

Every lick.

7 posted on 05/19/2006 6:44:55 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Baynative

Why do dykes care so much about abortion? It is not like they can get pregnant.


9 posted on 05/19/2006 6:54:23 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Baynative

Damn! She looks like Tom Hanks with longer hair!


10 posted on 05/19/2006 6:55:54 AM PDT by Bommer
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To: freedomson

Thanks, glad you liked it.


11 posted on 05/19/2006 6:59:08 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Bommer

Another reason to hate Time.


12 posted on 05/19/2006 7:06:22 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (BTUs are my Beat.)
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To: Always Right
So this all started with DeMolay and all those boys things they do together Demon-lays, oh, I mean DemoLay...

Or is it in the Demo(cratic)Lay(with little boys) Association for Masonic enlightenment...

From the webpage http://www.demolay.org/ -

DeMolay opens doors for young men aged 12 to 21...

Didn't it all start for Bill with DoMoreLays Association with 12 year old boys and 21 year old men...

13 posted on 05/19/2006 7:11:10 AM PDT by topher (Let us return to old-fashioned morality - morality that has stood the test of time...)
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To: Always Right

I expect "The Clintonic Verses" to follow it..


14 posted on 05/19/2006 7:32:46 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: sheik yerbouty
I expect "The Clintonic Verses" to follow it..

That's a good idea. Afterall there is enough shady stuff about the Clinton's to write a whole series of books.

15 posted on 05/19/2006 7:35:23 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Baynative
She made her offer known to Washington Post media reporter Howard Kurtz when he called to discuss a piece Burleigh penned in the July/August Mirabella magazine detailing her lust for Clinton.

Her lips and hair are not big enough for Clinton to take an interest in her.

16 posted on 05/19/2006 7:38:15 AM PDT by killjoy (Same Shirt, Different Day)
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To: Always Right

There will be an outcry by the Left to NOT see the movie. They can't have everyone know the truth.


17 posted on 05/19/2006 11:09:36 AM PDT by wolfcreek
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To: Always Right; doug from upland

ping


18 posted on 05/19/2006 9:50:17 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Defend the Constitution! Represent LAWFUL Constituents! SEAL THE BORDERS NOW)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

To the lovely Nina Burleigh above, I actually sent an email a few days ago. She had actually done an anti-Hillary article.


19 posted on 05/20/2006 7:26:38 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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