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Moose, not men, blamed for mammoth extinction
Globe and Mail ^ | 5-11-06 | ANNE MCILROY

Posted on 05/11/2006 7:11:10 PM PDT by SJackson

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I will no longer feel guilt over my ancestors treatment of the Wolly Mammoth
1 posted on 05/11/2006 7:11:11 PM PDT by SJackson
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The mammoth was the paleolithic SUV, it deserved to die.


2 posted on 05/11/2006 7:12:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: SJackson

Those darned mooses and their evil SUVs did it!


3 posted on 05/11/2006 7:12:47 PM PDT by Bob
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"Follow the Cheese, Luke."


4 posted on 05/11/2006 7:13:31 PM PDT by PoorMuttly (Free Mexico)
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Balderdash! Moose are responsible for biting my sister!


5 posted on 05/11/2006 7:13:50 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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"I was always suspicious of Moose and Squirrel" - Boris
6 posted on 05/11/2006 7:13:55 PM PDT by Hodar (With Rights, come Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: SJackson
If not the Moose, then the Caribou!

Talk about success, this animal has a full 1/4 of the Earth's land surface given over to its grazing needs.

7 posted on 05/11/2006 7:14:23 PM PDT by muawiyah (-)
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To: SJackson

aw come on, it was the illegal moose invasion ... :)


8 posted on 05/11/2006 7:14:30 PM PDT by kinoxi
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To: Bob

Remember the episode of 'Northern Exposure' where a backwoods guy chainsawed a wooly for meat?


9 posted on 05/11/2006 7:15:51 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Westlander

You mean Hollings, I miss that show.


10 posted on 05/11/2006 7:16:31 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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I miss that show.

NE was ahead of its time. Too bad its humor was too subtle for American tastes.

11 posted on 05/11/2006 7:18:06 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Any guest worker program that does not require application from the home country is Amnesty)
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I will no longer feel guilt over my ancestors treatment of the Wolly Mammoth

Jeeze. I must have missed the e-mail. Was I supposed to feel guilt over that one too?

Between the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the Atlantic Slave Trade and the arrest of Susan B. Anthony, I have been so damn busy with guilt that it's hard to keep up.

We need a way to automate this stuff.

12 posted on 05/11/2006 7:22:46 PM PDT by Ditto
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Is this where I can finally say, "All your Moose are belong to us"?


13 posted on 05/11/2006 7:24:39 PM PDT by baseballmom
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To: freedumb2003

The greatest moments of that show always had to do with death and funerals. One of Maggies boyfriends getting killed by a satellite and the trebuchette funeral for Chris's biker buddy.


14 posted on 05/11/2006 7:26:35 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: SJackson

I'm suprised the "A moose bit my sister" routine has started yet.


15 posted on 05/11/2006 7:26:45 PM PDT by Dead Dog
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To: freedumb2003
Subtle? Okay, explain the bubble boy plot line. It JTS'd way too soon for all of its potential.

Probably didn't help that Rob Morrow bailed. Maybe he saw what was coming?

Maybe the mammoth was just too stupid to survive? Global warming/climate change?

I fell asleep listening to C2CAM last night. A "cryptozoologist" said the sabre toothed tiger was pretty dumb compared to some other cat. Perhaps that was the
case with the mammoth?

16 posted on 05/11/2006 7:29:21 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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The greatest moments of that show always had to do with death and funerals

That was great, but the native Aleutian lady (who, according to all accounts playd her part as she lives her life), was so funny. The episode when she went to the city still stays in my mind!

(headed for IMDB to get the details)

17 posted on 05/11/2006 7:30:28 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Any guest worker program that does not require application from the home country is Amnesty)
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NE was a great show...very relaxing. Love "Numbers"!! It's noticeable that the show is also not "intense".


18 posted on 05/11/2006 7:32:10 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: Calvin Locke
I fell asleep listening to C2CAM last night. A "cryptozoologist" said the sabre toothed tiger was pretty dumb compared to some other cat. Perhaps that was the case with the mammoth?

C'mon. It was a very funny TV show. No need to get angry.

19 posted on 05/11/2006 7:33:58 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Any guest worker program that does not require application from the home country is Amnesty)
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To: SJackson
I heard it was a redneck driving a white van
20 posted on 05/11/2006 7:41:42 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Natural Selection is the Free Market : Intelligent Design is the Centrally Planned Economy)
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