Posted on 05/03/2006 9:01:37 AM PDT by Peter J. Huss
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/usmgas.php No TSUNAMI Alert.
Tsunami watch has been ordered for Hawaii by the Nat. Waether Service. A watch means no warning yet, but heads up only.
Fox News reporting its more like a 7.8
>Somewhare a village is missing its idiot<
>She just text messaged me...she's OK, thank God<
LOL! What a great way to start the day! Thanks for the chuckle.
There's the old story of the 3 missionaries who are caught by the tribesmen and they have to choose between Death and Tonga.
The first two choose Tonga to the delight of the tribe who start chanting "Tonga Tonga Tonga" before commmitting the unthinkable on the unlucky missionaries.
Finally, having witnessed the proceedings the third missionary bravely chooses Death at which point the chief announces...
"Very well - I sentence you to Death......by Tonga".
Some folks tell this story and use the word "bofumba" instead of "Tonga".
,,, the weather's good enough for me to have mowed the lawns today.
You don't have a mexican to do that?
,,, no, you've kept them all to yourselves. I'll have to talk to the UN about it... I feel marginalised.
Be careful what you wish for...
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