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To: Peter J. Huss

There's the old story of the 3 missionaries who are caught by the tribesmen and they have to choose between Death and Tonga.

The first two choose Tonga to the delight of the tribe who start chanting "Tonga Tonga Tonga" before commmitting the unthinkable on the unlucky missionaries.

Finally, having witnessed the proceedings the third missionary bravely chooses Death at which point the chief announces...

"Very well - I sentence you to Death......by Tonga".

Some folks tell this story and use the word "bofumba" instead of "Tonga".


45 posted on 05/03/2006 9:59:47 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
I was thinking a Tonga Party...


46 posted on 05/03/2006 1:28:58 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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