[JustPiper]

TEN Fun Things to Do at Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

and if all else fails Speak English it will drive them nuts!

[nicmarlo]

See post #2114.

[exhaustedmomma]

AND... talk on the phones hanging on poles... that speak on a loud speaker. If "associates" are rude to me, including speaking in spanish and not helping me, I get on the loud speaker phone.

"Customer needs help in __________. English speaking associated needed to help customer in _____________. Hello... this is the customer needing help in _________. I can sing. Y'all wanna hear me sing?"

Not only is it fun. But funny how they start recognizing you when you come "shopping" and ask for help. hmmmmmmmm.

[TheLion]

Lol....what is a code 3?

[TigersEye]

That's funny but I was going to do my May 1st shopping at WalMart. I have a list I have been working on since Nov and would have gone down with two weeks ago except for this.

I was also going to ask you if spending money buying stuff on the internet counts? There are a few things I have been planning on buying on the net.