Posted on 04/04/2006 10:40:50 AM PDT by PatrickHenry
Hey, stop bashing the CA DMV! Actually, I have never been able to figure this out. Is there a federal law that DMVs have to be the worst places in the world? Are any of them any good?
If you typical DMV were a business, it wouldn't last a month. I would love to have McDonalds or Wal-Mart or someone (who wants happy customers and a profit) run those things.
Ow! Ow! Ow! It kills! My pack! Ow! Turn it off! It's a piece of crap and it doesn't work!
We're here, we just don't announce it....
;)
susie
faith
¿Yo soy detrás a partir del futuro, falté cualquier cosa?
Oh, I could have lived my entire life without seeing that!
susie
"I think the first thing I'd like to do is travel back in time and introduce antibiotics or warn of planned violent attacks on Americans."
Read a lot of "alternative history" stories in my time.
Go back to, say, the Civil War and introduce antibiotics to save all those who died of their wounds . . . . the sooner anti-biotic resistant bacteria evolve --- at a time when science was not sufficiently advanced elsewhere to cope.
Or a pyschopath lives and does whatever.
Or the South Wins, and the North joins Germany in WWI . . . etc.
Or you warn of 9/11 and, as a result, we don't have the national fortitude to invade Afganistan/Iraq --- OBL and Saddam get an atomic bomb and nuke NYC, instead.
Etc.
Big believer that God uses that bad in the world for ultimate good.
(Of course, He could be allowing time travel, which . . . )
What ya'll may not realize is that your machine speeds up as time goes on, so that when you're my age it's going about 2X.
susie
" You could go back in time to the night Cynthia Mckinney was conceived and knock on her parents door to interrupt the mood"
Since when is cheap malt liquor considered a "mood?"
Or let JFK get killed to stop a nuclear war.
Or let 9/11 happen so America wakes up to the evil that is Islam.
Yeah we do. Within 20 minutes of JFK's death, a number of people began figuring out how they could make a buck off the assassination. They've been pushing (mostly contradictory) conspiracy theories ever since, until "there was a conspiracy" has become conventional wisdom, and we couldn't recognize the truth if it smacked us upside the head.
Well there's a secret DMV office in the Capitol in Sacramento meant for legislators to call with those really difficult constituent problems. They also take care of DMV stuff for the elected officials and staff. There's never any wait there if you know how to get in ;-)
Nikola Tesla struggled for funding all his life! We'd be even better off if he'd gotten a lot more. The tough thing can be separating the wheat from the chaff!
Even better than time travel - we will move totally out of time and into Eternity....
Not to mention that a massless photon is not going to effect the space around it and it exists without time.
I completely agree, and have tried to point this very problem out to friends with no luck at all!
So you'll send me a check for my scotch research?
>>Me, I'd shoot Hitler as a kid, knock on Hillary's parents' door on that crucial conception night, warn President Lincoln's guards before he went to Ford's Theater--the possibilities are endless.
Yah, problem there is that Lincoln's Pinkerton guards sort of wandered off in search of a pee trough right when "Gimp" Booth happened to be slinking about. Some say Secretary of War "Demerit" Staunton couldn't cope with Lincoln's proposed revenge and punishment free rebuilding of the South program. But then Lincoln was really smart and really smart people have a tough time on this planet anyhow.
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