Posted on 04/01/2006 6:34:25 AM PST by Avenger
or at least until tomorrow
April Fool!
In your time of fasting and prayer
Remember to beware of the Dark Side
A Parable - The fundamental difference between left and right?One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning When the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to Pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept Money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
Hey, PJ and Pookie...I think Avenger wants on the DUFU and Daily Toons list too!
Mike, add Avenger to the Romey PING List!
You forgot, disruptors don't hang around and answer posts.
Hmmm... you have a point there.
Okay, forget what I said .... ZOT!!
[ No offense :-) ]
That just became my favorite FR pic!
Dbeers,
Please add Avenger to the HOMOSEXUAL LIST...whoops...I meant HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA Ping list.
Thanks everyone! That was a real fine ZOT! Now, could a Mod please finish me off?
Thanks!
Oh, yeah, right. AS IF
you can get a good ZOT just
by ASKING for one!
Looks like your in FR purgatory. No quick Zot today!
No, it's a puny zot. Although I will help out by saying this thread really stuned my beeber.
You should've put a hit counter on your profile page. I'll bet it'd be going insane.
This gentleman will play you into the next world.
:Sniff: Goodbye
So THAT'S the project that's going to take 110% of your time?
But won't that be for only a few minutes at a time? ;-)
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