Just for a little grown-up silliness (somehow that doesn't sound right, oh well).
Sierra Vista Herald
Tuesday, March 28, 2006 11:43 PM MST
Commentary by Phil Vega
Herald/Review
Quote of the day: My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. Adlai Stevenson Jr. (1900-1965).
Two weeks ago there was a joke about whether a customer should choose paper or plastic while at the grocery store. The answer, if youll recall, was that the customer said it didnt make a difference because he was bisackual.
An astute reader called and asked me if I knew the reason why baggers ask this question to begin with? I didnt. So he told me it was because baggers cant be choosers.
I reported last week that the two local Rotary clubs were sponsoring a 4-Way Test speech contest. The information came from a press release from the clubs mentioned: the Sierra Vista Noon and the Sunrise clubs. The next day, I was advised via phone call that all four Sierra Vista Rotary clubs were sponsoring the contest. The two left out: The Sierra Vista South and Sierra Vista West clubs.
Much is being said in the media about the return of real country music. Hence, here are some new song titles wed like to hear.
15. If I Cant Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Dont Ring, Youll Know Its Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Getting Better
10. I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dog Fight Cause Im Afraid Shed Win
9. Ill Marry You Tomorrow But Lets Honeymoon Tonight
8. Im So Miserable Without You Its Like Having You Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To Id Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. Youre The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. Shes Looking Better After Every Beer
1. I Havent Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but Ive Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.
You're doing okay, but get 10 more degress and you'll be in heaven. It just occured here and 55-60º is glorious. We'll have a few more days of it for certain, and it's most definitely going to be a trend. This is where we hope for an extended spring. Spring can be beautiful, but winds and rains often ruin it and we go straight into hot, humid weather.