Posted on 02/22/2006 7:49:10 PM PST by eddie2
So, Three Muslims Walk Into a Port
by Ann Coulter Posted Feb 22, 2006
The idea that the Democrats have any meaningful interest in America's national security is a joke, so I'm perfectly willing to believe there's more to this port story.
But President Bush is going to need a better justification for turning over management of our ports to an Arab country than he's come up with so far -- especially now that Jimmy Carter has said it's a good idea. Judging from his life's work to date, Carter's definition of a good idea is "an idea likely to hurt America and/or help its enemies."
Bush's defense of the port deal is to say that "those who are questioning it" need to "step up and explain why all of a sudden a Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great British company."
First of all, it's not "all of a sudden." The phrase you're searching for, Mr. President, is "ever since the murderous attacks of Sept. 11." The Bush administration's obstinate refusal to profile Middle Easterners has been the one massive gaping hole in national security since the 9/11 attacks -- attacks that received indirect support from the United Arab Emirates.
There are at least 3,000 reasons why a company controlled by a Middle Eastern Muslim emirate should be held to a different standard than a British company. Many of these reasons are now buried under a gaping hole that isn't metaphorical in lower Manhattan.
Even four years after 9/11, I note that we don't hear Tony Blair condemning some cartoons in a Danish newspaper as "a cultural extremism," or saying their publication represents a "dreadful clash of civilizations."
That was U.A.E. Minister of Justice and Islamic Affairs Mohammed Al Dhaheri's recent comment on the great Danish cartoon caper.
So maybe Bush could defend his port deal without insulting our intelligence by asking why anyone might imagine there's any conceivable difference between a British company and a United Arab Emirates company.
Bush has painted himself into a corner on this issue, and he needs a face-saving compromise to get out of it. Here's my proposal: Let Harriet Miers run the ports.
Isn't it enough that we're already patronizing the savages over the cartoons? Do we have to let them operate our ports, too?
The Bush administration defended Muslims rioting over cartoons, saying, "We certainly understand why Muslims would find these images offensive." Hey, while they're at it, why don't they invite some Muslim leaders with well-known ties to terrorism to the White House for a reception? Oh wait, I forgot ... They did that right after 9/11. Yes, now I see why we must turn over our ports to the United Arab Emirates.
The University of Illinois has suspended editors of the student newspaper, The Daily Illini, for republishing the cartoons -- even though the kiss-ass editors ran a column accompanying the cartoons denouncing them as "bigoted and insensitive."
That was still not enough for Richard Herman, the chancellor of the university, who wrote a letter to the editor saying that he was "saddened" by the publication of the cartoons. You want sad? The University of Illinois' sports teams are known as the "Fighting Illini." Now they're going to have to change it to the "Surrendering Illini."
Fox News' Bill O'Reilly refuses to show the cartoons on "The O'Reilly Factor," saying he doesn't want to offend anyone's religion. Someone should tell him those endless interviews with prostitutes from the Bunny Ranch and porn stars aren't high on Christians' list of enjoyable viewing either. (How about adding Prophet Muhammad cartoon T-shirts and fleece tops to his vast collection of "Factor gear"? Isn't Father's Day right around the corner? I'd buy those.)
Needless to say, the Treason Times won't show the cartoons that have incited mass rioting around the globe. At least The New York Times has a good excuse: It's too busy printing national security secrets that will get Americans killed. Its pages are already brimming with classified information about our techniques for spying on terrorists here in America -- no room for newsworthy cartoons! The Pentagon Papers and a top-secret surveillance program are one thing; cartoons that irritate Muslims are quite another.
Two days after the Times editorial page justified its decision not to reprint the cartoons as "a reasonable choice for news organizations that usually refrain from gratuitous assaults on religious symbols, especially since the cartoons are so easy to describe in words," the Times ran a photo of the Virgin Mary covered in cutouts from pornographic magazines and cow dung -- which I seem to have just described using a handful of common words! Gee, that was easy!
Taking to heart the lesson that violence works, I hereby announce to the world: I am offended by hotel windows that don't open, pilots chattering when the passengers are trying to sleep, and Garfield cartoons. Next time my sleep is disturbed by gibberish about our altitude over Kansas, the National Pilots Emirate embassy is going down. And mark my words: One minute after "Garfield II" goes into pre-production, some heads are gonna roll. Oh -- and I'll take the San Diego port, please.
" That quote about invading Muslim countries and converting them to Christianity shows how irresponsible she really is."
Oh, really? I thought it waa a brilliant suggestion.
It is a hard choice. Clinton and Shummer on one side McLame and Carter on the other.
"Their state of mind and character is definitely all our fault."
What are you talking about? Read their Quran before saying things like this. That is what leads to their state of mind. If they have their way, we'll all be dead. They have been exhibiting this same character for hundreds of years. We just happen to be in their line of sight right now.
I'm really not up for getting the dull knife and video camera.
I was being sarcastic. I didn't think it necessary to add the tag considering the post I was responding to.
It's not a laughing matter. It is serious. We have to live in this world with these billions of Muslims so that both they and us can have the way of life we want. We must fight the terrorists tooth and nail but I am not up for taking on the entire Muslim world.
The UAE is not our enemy.
We fight, we win that's it. Keep the hate at bay. We are angry yes, we are furious yes, but keep the racial/religious hate at bay because it will never end and it will morph into something ugly and destructive and totally out of control. That's one big reason why we need the UAE as our friends. We need Muslim friends. We cannot start up a racial/religious hate. We are fighting fanatics who are using religion as a a screen to gain power for themselves. I am not up for hating the entire Muslim world. I don't understand them, and I don't care to try. Let's just kill the terrorists and forget the religious hatred.
This does not explain why Muslims are killing other Muslims and why a bunch of Muslims just blew a sacred mosque in Iraq to smithereens.
And Ann Coulter obviously has too, since she's repeating the canard about "port security", which WILL remain in American military hands.
Because what you suggest, would be far worse!
More and more people have found her to be so.
Africa? Anything can and will happen in Africa. It sounds like it has more to do with sex than religion. Again using religion as a pretext for power and dominance. You are making a big mistake by making this as a Christianity verses Islam war. It would kind of nice and biblical I suppose but it's a sure prescription for bloody death and unending hatred. We must fight the terrorists and extend the olive branch to the moderates.
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