Posted on 02/13/2006 6:38:15 PM PST by GummyIII
LOL! I know. :) I will get there. I will be down for a visit the end of spring early summer. :)
HUGS!
Valentine One Liners
Will you be my Tweetheart 'cause I got a crutch on you!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a valentine card?
A: A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: "I love you with all my art!"
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a valenshine!
Q: What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
A: "I've got a crutch on you!"
Q: Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
A: It was a case of guppy love.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts.
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny.
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: "Be my valenstein!"
Q: Why did the moroff boy put clothes on the valentines he sent?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed.
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hog and kisses.
Q: What would you get when you cross Bubba with the God of love?
A: A stupid cupid.
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine's Day.
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental.
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "You mean a great dill to me."
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: "I love you a ton!"
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: "You're fun to hang around with."
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion.
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: "I dot my i's on you!"
Q: Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
A: She didn't suit his taste.
Q: Why do valentines have hearts on them?
A: Because spleens would look pretty gross.
Q: Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
A: Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small.
Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love.
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: "I love you a whole watt!"
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses.
Well, you set it up and I can be packed in 30 minutes...and that is the truth! :o) Of course, it takes a little longer to get a plane ticket.
BTW...have you seen TX yet?
Hi LadyJag! :)
Hey, Geebs! How are you today? I've been enjoying AZee's music selection on this cold, sunny day.
It's a gum, it's a tree, it's a Freeper . . . or two.
It's a gum, it's a tree, it's a Freeper . . . or two.
Sure, make it 3, it's not my fault.
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? A: It was Valenswine's Day.
Oh those are cute....I had to snag it to send to a few people! Happy Valentines.....
Only in a blur
years ago, when my son was coming back across country from Twenty-nine Palms, Mr. Beachy and I helped him drive his car and some of his stuff back.
You know how men are.......they have to try to set a new record every trip. There were two of them, this time....LOL
We left on a Friday afternoon/evening, drove all the way, non-stop (except for gas and food/drink) and made it home sometime on Sunday. I think they hooped and hollered it was done in 36 hours.
See, blur!
I think I remember getting T-shirt from one of the gas-n-go places somewhere in Texas! LOL
Thank you! We do have very tasteful merchandise! The guys are funny and kind of pathetic. Some of them will even tease about being so late. LOL!
ROTFLOL!!
I have had a ride like that before too. :)
series.......I thought you were singing the double mint jingle! and had a hiccup
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