[syriacus]

wow! You two are great...thanks for the Hillary limericks!! :-)

marktuoni
There was a woman of ambition
That put herself on a mission
She thought she was God
She married clod
I hope a scant minority eats what she's dishin'

samtheman

Dear Hitlery, sans a mustache,
Is always out begging for cash,
She says in a snit,
That it's all quite legit,
That really she needs such a stash.

And

The Hildabeast thinks she can crow,
And make liberal whackos all glow,
But many do tire,
Of how she's a liar,
And how she does pander, they know.


LOL

[samtheman]

Thanks, but you missed one. (Just keepin 'em all together here):

There once was a fat pair of thighs,
Whose limits, she thought, were the skies,
But when she looked down,
No voters around,
So now she just waddles and cries.

(For use after 2008.)