[samtheman]

Thanks, but you missed one. (Just keepin 'em all together here):

There once was a fat pair of thighs,
Whose limits, she thought, were the skies,
But when she looked down,
No voters around,
So now she just waddles and cries.

(For use after 2008.)

[syriacus]

I wouldn't have wanted to miss that. Thanks for pointing it out.

[samtheman]

It's so much fun beating up on the Hildabeast. Can't wait for 2008!