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Clinton officially "No."
Wish I had a limerick about her.


1,117 posted on 01/31/2006 8:16:52 AM PST by syriacus (Dems think they have FIRE in their bellies. But it's merely indigestion.)
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To: syriacus
Wish I had a limerick about her.

So do we all :)

1,168 posted on 01/31/2006 8:18:48 AM PST by Bahbah (An admitted Snow Flake and a member of Sam's Club)
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To: syriacus
Wish I had a limerick about her.
There once was a fat pair of thighs,
Whose limits, she thought, were the skies,
But when she looked down,
No voters around,
So now she just waddles and cries.

(For use after 2008.)

1,244 posted on 01/31/2006 8:22:45 AM PST by samtheman
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The Witch of New York wearing Crusty
Her pantsuit so old it smells musty
Photogenic she's not
Potus prospects are shot
Her game is just lame and so rusty!


1,252 posted on 01/31/2006 8:23:31 AM PST by You Dirty Rats (Poll: Is JF Kerry Respected? Yes 25% No 72% Other 3%)
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To: syriacus
Wish I had a limerick about her.

Off the top of my head ...

There once was a fat pig named Rodham
whose morals were picked up in Sodom
The no vote she cast
will be part of the past
that haunts her when she hits the bottom.

1,279 posted on 01/31/2006 8:25:16 AM PST by tx_eggman (Unforgiveness is like eating rat poison and expecting the other person to get sick.)
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To: syriacus
Wish I had a limerick about her.
The Hildabeast thinks she can crow,
And make liberal whackos all glow,
But many do tire,
Of how she's a liar,
And how she does pander, they know.
1,534 posted on 01/31/2006 8:54:54 AM PST by samtheman
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There was a woman of ambition
That put herself on a mission
She thought she was God
She married clod
I hope a scant minority eats what she's dishin'
1,539 posted on 01/31/2006 8:55:39 AM PST by marktuoni
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To: syriacus
Wish I had a limerick about her.
Dear Hitlery, sans a mustache,
Is always out begging for cash,
She says in a snit,
That it's all quite legit,
That really she needs such a stash.
1,567 posted on 01/31/2006 9:02:40 AM PST by samtheman
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