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1 posted on 01/25/2006 2:16:11 PM PST by el_chupacabra
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To: el_chupacabra

Teddy wants one that plugs into his cigarette lighter.


2 posted on 01/25/2006 2:18:11 PM PST by Slump Tester ( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: el_chupacabra

I wonder if the imbibers would also like to sniff low-calorie glue?


3 posted on 01/25/2006 2:18:47 PM PST by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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To: el_chupacabra

Thank God.Does this mean I won't have to burn my nasal passages by sucking it up through a straw, like I have to do now?


4 posted on 01/25/2006 2:19:34 PM PST by Maceman (Fake but accurate -- and now double-sourced)
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To: el_chupacabra
Promoters say the devices deliver low-calorie, low-carb, hangover-free doses of booze.

Sounds like a crack pipe to me.


5 posted on 01/25/2006 2:20:12 PM PST by unixfox (AMERICA - 20 Million ILLEGALS Can't Be Wrong!)
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To: el_chupacabra

Ok, so, it's tasteless, alchohol inhalation ? What is the damn point ? Just to get wasted ?


6 posted on 01/25/2006 2:20:37 PM PST by farlander
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To: el_chupacabra

Technolgy gives us such neat ways to be stupid.


8 posted on 01/25/2006 2:21:44 PM PST by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man
Anybody ever use Jack Daniel's instead of bong water?

'Fess up, now.. I know I did it. Shoulda gone for the patent.

11 posted on 01/25/2006 2:22:35 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: el_chupacabra

I always said I'd quit drinking...when they came up with a better way to get it down!


12 posted on 01/25/2006 2:22:44 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: el_chupacabra

I have no problem inhaling hard liquer.


13 posted on 01/25/2006 2:22:44 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: el_chupacabra

Sure, get drunk and your parents won't be able to smell the booze on you as you stumble in at 2 AM.


14 posted on 01/25/2006 2:23:25 PM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: el_chupacabra

The hypocrisy of the war on some drugs is hilarious.


17 posted on 01/25/2006 2:25:35 PM PST by Sir Gawain
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Last line of the article:

And some say the technology fizzles. A New Jersey bar owner who bought one of the first machines sold in this country sent his back, saying it made it too hard to get drunk.

20 posted on 01/25/2006 2:26:45 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: el_chupacabra

Why am I not surprised that these machines are showing up in Ted Kennedy's home state first?


21 posted on 01/25/2006 2:26:48 PM PST by PikesPeakGOP
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To: el_chupacabra

No thanks. I'll take my shaken, not stirred.


22 posted on 01/25/2006 2:27:24 PM PST by colorado tanker (I can't comment on things that might come before the Court, but I can tell you my Pinochle strategy)
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To: el_chupacabra

I'm certain that airborne alcohol will have nothing but a salubrious effect on lung tissue, right?


23 posted on 01/25/2006 2:29:16 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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Well it sure saves on dishes doesn't it?


26 posted on 01/25/2006 2:29:53 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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To: el_chupacabra

Vaporizing the olive in my martini just wouldn't be the same...


32 posted on 01/25/2006 2:41:34 PM PST by DTogo (I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
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To: el_chupacabra; Wolfie; elkfersupper; freepatriot32

One thing that's interesting about all of this is that the alcohol industry is generally opposed to these devices. They are worried about their product being consumed in a way that resembles "drug" use.

It's all nonsense really. The whole point of drinking is to get drunk. AWOL just helps avoid the hangover.


33 posted on 01/25/2006 2:41:37 PM PST by JTN ("I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.")
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To: el_chupacabra

I want one installed at my work desk so when my boss annouces another one of his meetings, I can take a few hits.


35 posted on 01/25/2006 2:43:33 PM PST by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: el_chupacabra

yeah, but the olive keeps getting stuck in my nose....


38 posted on 01/25/2006 2:45:09 PM PST by tje
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